> >> A midget from Texas had testicles which hurt and ached almost all the time.
> >>
> >> The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
> >>
> >> The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
> >>
> >> The midget dropped his pants.
> >>
> >> The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
> >>
> >> The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
> >>
> >> "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
> >>
> >> "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
> >>
> >> There was a snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, and then
> >> snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
> >>
> >> The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
> >>
> >> The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
> >>
> >> The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
> >>
> >> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect doc, and I didn't even feel it.
> >>
> >> What did you do?"
> >>
> >> The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
2007-11-06 13:34:35 · 12 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
dragon, you are one wild and crazy lady, hahahahahaha
boots are expensive, hahahahahahaha
2007-11-06 13:58:25 · update #1
Should have cut the little peckers off. Boots are expensive.
2007-11-06 13:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by dragon 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-05 01:51:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The midget wasn't a Texan by any chance was he? I heard that when you bury a 6' 5'' Texan you remove the bullsh*t and bury them in a shoebox. Maybe the midget was getting a headstart?
2007-11-06 14:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Was that the oriental midget, Two Hung Lo ?
2007-11-07 01:50:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see that one coming! Very funny!
2007-11-06 14:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny I hadn't heard that one
2007-11-06 13:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it....I'm sitting here sneezing and sniffling and feeling like dirt...and SO appreciated this about now!
Thanks for sharing it with us....I'll be passing it along to friends and family tomorrow.
Good response, Dragon!
2007-11-06 13:59:57 · answer #7 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was a great punch line, you really got me on that one. lol
2007-11-06 13:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Now shame on you.....I will share this one for sure...HaHaHa...........good
2007-11-07 04:42:39 · answer #9 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my that is so good. going to send that one around the world. thanks
2007-11-06 13:43:53 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋