All categories - 6 November 2007

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Who is most disruptive at the big family dinner: two brothers who see things differently regarding religious beliefs, or a third brother who tries to pit the other two against each other by renewing old arguments?
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If a neighbor, rather than a brother, drops in and tries to do the same thing, what can the brothers do?
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2007-11-06 18:36:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I really like it when he finishes inside me and im on the pill but is the semen bad to leave in there? It just feels so good and natural don't you think?

2007-11-06 18:36:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-11-06 18:36:23 · 2 answers · asked by SD Girl 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

A Dog Named Sex

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Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!"

Then I said, "She is a dog!!"

He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old."

He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the weddimg. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around Sex."

He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace!
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My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand! Sex keeps me awake at night."

The clerk said, "me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, Sex ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around, and I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets.

"You don't understand," I said. "I hoped to have Sex on TV!"

He called me a 'show off'!

When my wife and I split, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married, but Sex left me after I was married."

The judge said, "Me too!!"

Last night, Sex ran off again, and I spent hours looking all over f
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and I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up next Thursday.

Well, now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced, and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why, just the other day when I went for my first session with my shrink, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all of my life, but now it has left me forever, I couldn't live any longer, so lonely!"

And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend, so get your self a dog

2007-11-06 18:36:07 · 13 answers · asked by REVOLVED AROUND ONE BOY ONE GIRL 1 in Wrestling

2007-11-06 18:36:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

It must be a sobering thought to realize that it's your religion's responsibility for creating these godless monsters.

2007-11-06 18:35:43 · 13 answers · asked by Belzetot 5 in Religion & Spirituality

and if your not sure that must mean not yet am i right or wrong,
ps not me i like my job to much and just the two of us

2007-11-06 18:35:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this will be the first time i will ever make a turkey and im looking for help....im looking for a juciy recipe i dont like the old fashioned dry turky meat. i want juicy and mouth watering....any good ideas

2007-11-06 18:34:39 · 11 answers · asked by Ispeakfreely 2 in Cooking & Recipes

do you have negatives things on your permanent record?



i know I have one. =[

2007-11-06 18:33:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 18:33:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

I found a green worm in my hamburger.

2007-11-06 18:33:52 · 19 answers · asked by Krazy 6 in Polls & Surveys

ive seen an emo do the soulja boy dance
that was sexy but at the same time weird

2007-11-06 18:33:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is the most important question of my life and i need answers really quick and really fast. The chemistry department in my school was really difficult, we had alot of teachers who lived on a reputation for being difficult. I'm a serious african american student and i hope there will be a good pharmacy school that can atleast give a me chance? pls does anyone know which ones i can apply to or someone in the same predicament can apply to? i really need an answer augently God Bless You

2007-11-06 18:33:40 · 1 answers · asked by builtfrank 1 in Higher Education (University +)

I am an American traveling to Galway, Ireland to study abroad for 5 months for next semester. What are the clothing styles there like and what are some recommendations in general?

2007-11-06 18:33:37 · 19 answers · asked by mizzlekizzle 1 in Other - Ireland

the phrase i need translated is...


"the form of one, the power of three"


much abliged in advance for any help

2007-11-06 18:33:28 · 5 answers · asked by matt b 2 in Languages

How do i find an agent, i live in kentucky and theres not alot of things going for me here. I've been in a cmt video and an international television commercial. And I have had acting training from one of the worlds largest acting school. Any advise or information woul help out alot. THX.

2007-11-06 18:33:13 · 3 answers · asked by lucas g 2 in Theater & Acting

I recently bought a used Tasco Luminova reflector. I seem to be too incompetent to figure out how to use the equatorial mount. I also can't seem get anything to appear in the eyepiece, I've swept the sky randomly and can't seem to see anything at all, and before you say it I did remove the end cap.

2007-11-06 18:33:03 · 2 answers · asked by Salvador 7 in Astronomy & Space

I obviously know that the prices are different. but what are the sizes used for? is it for storing things on it? or what. i dont understand

2007-11-06 18:32:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in PlayStation

We are all caught up in our daily lives doing the same thing everyday work ,drive , eat , sleep , chat on the cell phone go on the internet and ask a question on yahoo anwsers lol


but just stop everything and think for a moment in silence


these are the questions ...........................and which one do you think is HARDER TO ANSWER??? and which is the HARDEST OF ALL??

Why are we here for on this earth??

how were we created??

who created the universe??

Does life exist elsewhere??

Is there more than one god or does no god exist??

DOes time even exist ??

Has everything as we know it..... always existed ??and it will it ever have an end ??

Are these the secrets of the universe or what is the secret to the universe ??

If anybody know the answer to this than you are not human

2007-11-06 18:32:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

How come these days nobody gets in trouble? They do some wrong and then just whinge to the government and they get let off. There is no punishment anymore for doing stuff wrong. Sports stars are the worst. They get away with their drug stuff(Andrew Johns, Ben Cousins) The good guys just keep losing and the bad guys keep winning.

2007-11-06 18:32:02 · 1 answers · asked by ASK A.S. 5 in Current Events

"If you don't like my fire, then don't come around,
'cause I'm gonna burn one down.
Yes, I'm gonna burn one down.

My choice is what I choose to do,
And if I'm causing no harm, it shouldn't bother you.

Your choice is who you choose to be,
And if you're causin' no harm, then you're alright with me.

If you don't like my fire, then don't come around,
'cause I'm gonna burn one down."

2007-11-06 18:31:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a good friend who seems to attract a lot of stupid jerks who think it's funny to kick eachother and drop someone's belongings off a bridge... (I know random). I also hate the verbal abuse that is always the basis of conversation, always making a mean joke of someone. I hate them all (guys and girls) except for one (girl) even though she's pretty violent herself. I tend to start following their mannerisms and joke about violence and stuff like it's funny. It's getting weird for me but now I'm really good friends with this girl. How can I tactfully avoid the morons being morons without ditching the group directly? Is it even possible to use 'etiquette' in such a situation?

2007-11-06 18:31:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

Can somebody please explain to me what this whole interest rate thing is? I don’t understand why it keeps going up and down. What makes it need to go up and WHY?

2007-11-06 18:30:52 · 2 answers · asked by ASK A.S. 5 in Current Events

i am 14, a junior in high school and pople in my school have different opinions of me so i'm a little curious about what other people think of me. i'll respect what you guys or girls post in as long as its not rude. ty =)

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2007-11-06 18:30:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I bought a pair of juicy shoes.They are unbearably painful to wear. I wore them a couple of times hoping with each time i wear them, they will break in. This never happened! I paid over $200 dollars for these shoes! The bottom is really messed up because of the gold material they use on the bottom. Will i still be able to return them? I heard Nordstrom has a very good return policy but I am kind of embarrassed to return something i wore but they were so expensive..what should i do?

2007-11-06 18:30:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

My daughter is 14. She is Spanish, Italian and Pueblo Indian from her dad's side. Northern European from my side. Ever since she was little, people have thought that she was mixed with Mexican or African American. The problem? She is called a lot of racist, derogatory names. Tonight I came home and someone had wrote racist, derogatory words on every window and screen of our home. The police said that they would "beef up" patrol. And since we are 99% sure of who did this, the police said that they would talk to the girl and at least put some fear into her. I am afraid that this matter is not going to be resolved and it will just continue. What else can we do to prevent this from happening again. Aren't there laws to protect one from this? I will be taking pictures of the writings to document this.

2007-11-06 18:30:28 · 15 answers · asked by whoanelly 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-11-06 18:30:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have just found my 12 week old puppy chewing my sons hearing aid! He's eaten most of the silicone ear mould (I expect I'll see it in his poo!), chewed the rubber tubing to death & fortunatly ignored the actual digital bit. I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

2007-11-06 18:29:07 · 38 answers · asked by Mimkat hate the new Yahoo Answers so has retired. 7 in Dogs

My daughter is 5 months old and from the time we brought her home the only way she would sleep was by being bundled/swaddled with a blanket? I have tried to get her to sleep without but she can not fall asleep. She cries for a long time and then just starts playing with her feet or hands. I tried leaving one arm out but this does not work either. She can stay asleep if she happens to wiggle out but cannot fall asleep without being swaddled. What should I do?

2007-11-06 18:28:44 · 8 answers · asked by rara8402 2 in Newborn & Baby

ok so you can get worms from a pet right? but what about flees not ticks but flees grouse to think about yeah.
animals have a different hair so im wondering if its possible?

2007-11-06 18:28:39 · 9 answers · asked by Samantha 1 in Other - Pets