WRESTLING FANS WHAT DO U THINK OF THIs?

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A Dog Named Sex

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Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!"

Then I said, "She is a dog!!"

He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old."

He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the weddimg. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around Sex."

He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace!
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My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand! Sex keeps me awake at night."

The clerk said, "me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, Sex ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around, and I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets.

"You don't understand," I said. "I hoped to have Sex on TV!"

He called me a 'show off'!

When my wife and I split, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married, but Sex left me after I was married."

The judge said, "Me too!!"

Last night, Sex ran off again, and I spent hours looking all over f
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and I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up next Thursday.

Well, now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced, and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why, just the other day when I went for my first session with my shrink, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all of my life, but now it has left me forever, I couldn't live any longer, so lonely!"

And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend, so get your self a dog

Answer 1

Hey dude your funny as ****. Do you still have sex and where do you have sex at right now. I would name my dog sex a nice name to have a dog on my bed and i will tell everyone hey i had sex on my bed all night long.

Answer 2

Why does everyone post random sh*t in the Wrestling section? lol well cool joke anyway.

Answer 3

is this a trick?it has nothing to do in wrestling and i think you should hav said DOG instead of it's name.funny though.

Answer 4

Very unique, but what does this have to do with wrestling?

Answer 5

Wow, nice 1.
Atleast I got 2 read a cool joke
SUPERB
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Answer 6

That joke went 3 MINUTES TOO LONG! :P

Answer 7

Why is it you ask wrestling fans about this?

Answer 8

IT WAS FUNNIER THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT 5 YEARS AGO.

Answer 9

and what has this got to do with wrestling

Answer 10

pretty funny