A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So, he asked his
> >accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your worst clothing and an
> >old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a pauper," the accountant
> >replied.
> >
> >He then asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice:
> >"Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and an expensive
> >tie."
> >
> >Confused, the man went to his Parish Priest who would surely know the
> >correct answer. He told him of the
> >conflicting advice he had received, and asked what he should do.
> >
> >"Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest. "A woman, about to be
> >married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her mother
> >advised, "Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to
> >your neck and wool socks." But when the woman asked her best friend,
> >she got conflicting advice: "Wear your sexiest negligee, with a V-neck
> >right down to your navel.'"
> >
> >The man did not understand. "But, Father, what does all this have to do
> >with my problem with the IRS?"
> >
> >"It doesn't matter what you wear," replied the Priest, ......"You're
> >going to get screwed."
> >
2007-10-30
02:21:10
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