All categories - 26 October 2007

2007-10-26 20:16:00 · 1 answers · asked by raquel n 2 in Other - Diseases

Personally I don't care too much for shiny rocks and metals. It all seems like so much of a waste for eye candy. There are chains and such worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, but if you have the money might as well spend it.

2007-10-26 20:15:41 · 5 answers · asked by Allen 3 in Fashion & Accessories

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife

"No, no boyfriend either." "

Do you have a partner then?"

"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"

"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."

"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."

"Well, yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."

"Well, yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."

At this the midwife again apologizes collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank God for that!"

"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked. "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark."

2007-10-26 20:15:15 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone know a good over the counter medicine that really helps you go to sleep?? I cant afford anything prescribed by a doctor, and I just cant fall asleep at night. Someone help! Please!

2007-10-26 20:15:14 · 6 answers · asked by kimberlydj20 1 in Other - General Health Care

A bit of background info: My dad died two years ago and at least once a week my mom lectures me about not loving her or my siblings. This lectures last about an hour and I NEVER can say exactly what SHE wants. What do I say to her. I want to scratch my face out after being lectured to. I hate that I look the slightest bit like her.

2007-10-26 20:14:25 · 14 answers · asked by Treefaerie 2 in Family

I am looking to buy a suzuki Ignius that is a 2 wheel drive

2007-10-26 20:14:24 · 10 answers · asked by zhebabe 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

I put them in the lounge, dining/kitchen, bathroom and toilet.)Don't laugh!) Thank goodness I have lovely neighbours, because our apartmnts have tiny gardens, and they let me pick from theirs. The cost of flowers is way beyond my pocket now.

2007-10-26 20:13:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

and also please tell what the pro and cons of it please . thank you very much .

2007-10-26 20:13:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Internet

just witch one did u really not like in the books and why didn't u like them.

2007-10-26 20:13:16 · 14 answers · asked by jeangray26 5 in Books & Authors

guy next door is picking at me and my dog. he is knocking at my door to ask me question when i have told him to stay off my property. everytime i take my dog for a walk he barks and jumps at him from afar. What can i do to make him stop before i call the police?

2007-10-26 20:13:10 · 10 answers · asked by deerocs 1 in Law & Ethics

Consider the function f(x)=(4x^2-3x+4)^cos(x) Use logarithmic differentiation to find f'(1).....

2007-10-26 20:12:31 · 2 answers · asked by Ksyha 1 in Mathematics

Will his family receive it one day...with alot of interest fees?

2007-10-26 20:12:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

2007-10-26 20:11:54 · 26 answers · asked by thomas1562005 1 in Trivia

How do the animals keep up the time for breakfast, lunch and dinner time?

2007-10-26 20:11:30 · 13 answers · asked by Indian wizard 2 in Cats

a verb when you move up to a higher level sooner than the time you or others are supposed to

2007-10-26 20:11:28 · 6 answers · asked by shenis 2 in Teaching

2007-10-26 20:11:16 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Other - Diseases

About ten minutes ago I found him and picked him up. I was going to put him somewhere that I could see him. When I put him down he kind of fell to one side, then just lied down on the grass. I picked him up again and put him near his food and water. He didn't eat any food but he drunk heaps of water. He hasn't eaten all day.
His legs aren't strong anymore but they're always better than this. He can hardly walk :(
I'm crying right now cos i don't know how long I have left with him.

What do you think I should do about his legs?

Thanks heapss

2007-10-26 20:10:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

2007-10-26 20:10:34 · 1 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Celebrities

How can i get a cat head? I think it would be cool to replace my head with a cat. Is there anyway i can do this, and perhaps put my head on the cats body? I would be the life of every party i go to.

2007-10-26 20:09:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

2007-10-26 20:09:47 · 11 answers · asked by Antwuan (Giants Superbowl XLVI Champs!!!) 7 in Basketball

Is he pissed about his mother? Does he want to show off? Does he want something in Snake's backpack? This question has been driving me nuts! Is there a definite answaer?!

2007-10-26 20:09:46 · 1 answers · asked by Lightbringer 6 in Video & Online Games

......today i woke up in a lot of pain because for some reason my whole right calf just tightened up and would not loosen for like ten minutes.....painful....what about you guys.......?

2007-10-26 20:09:23 · 14 answers · asked by hey123 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who do you prefer to have relations with and why?

2007-10-26 20:09:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

It just irritates me to nooooo end!

2007-10-26 20:09:08 · 6 answers · asked by Dog 4 in NASCAR

2007-10-26 20:09:03 · 31 answers · asked by una_pinche_culera 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 20:08:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-10-26 20:08:00 · 10 answers · asked by megaherzfan 4 in Singing

My cobra likes a little piccolo music now and then, but, dangit, he won't stay still, always swaying back and forth, and after a while, it gets hypnotic, like he is telling me to do something. I don't want to walk like a chicken, or bark like a dog or something, so why is my cobra trying to hypnotize me? How can I get it to be still and stop swaying?

2007-10-26 20:07:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - India

i have a twich thats going along with the theme song of mr. clean its kinda weird has this ever happend to you?

2007-10-26 20:06:21 · 11 answers · asked by broken souls 5 in Polls & Surveys