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My cobra likes a little piccolo music now and then, but, dangit, he won't stay still, always swaying back and forth, and after a while, it gets hypnotic, like he is telling me to do something. I don't want to walk like a chicken, or bark like a dog or something, so why is my cobra trying to hypnotize me? How can I get it to be still and stop swaying?

2007-10-26 20:07:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel India Other - India

13 answers

Your cobra will always be in control of your thoughts. Accept it.

2007-10-26 20:13:41 · answer #1 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 7 1

When I read you question quickly, I read it as "how do I get my cobra to stay stiff". That gave the question a whole new meaning.

2007-10-27 05:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 3 0

a little creepy, this question
maybe we all have dirty minds...........
I went on holiday in India recently and did not see any 'cobras'- at least while fully clothed!
I did watch Anaconda: the sequel though

2007-10-27 01:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by splenderful_ed 3 · 0 0

Take the keys out of the ignition.

2007-10-27 07:18:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

stick in in your handy dandy absolute zero freezer for about 4 hours. Guaranteed satisfaction, if you want your snake stiff.

2007-10-27 06:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0 0

Like any snake, throw your hat in between you and him and it will be mesmorised by the hat.
Not visa-versa!

2007-10-26 20:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

How about cooking it up in a nice cobra stew. Or feed it some of your poppyseed muffins! ;)))

2007-10-26 20:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by beano™ 6 · 8 1

I reckon this treatment would make that cobra behave....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEoL7tna0XA

2007-10-26 20:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 3 1

NO NO NO NO NO!

That reminded me of something I read.

BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS

2007-10-27 05:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You are so cute K it hurts.

2007-10-27 05:50:14 · answer #10 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 1 0

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