My cobra likes a little piccolo music now and then, but, dangit, he won't stay still, always swaying back and forth, and after a while, it gets hypnotic, like he is telling me to do something. I don't want to walk like a chicken, or bark like a dog or something, so why is my cobra trying to hypnotize me? How can I get it to be still and stop swaying?
2007-10-26 20:07:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ India ➔ Other - India
Your cobra will always be in control of your thoughts. Accept it.
2007-10-26 20:13:41 · answer #1 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
When I read you question quickly, I read it as "how do I get my cobra to stay stiff". That gave the question a whole new meaning.
2007-10-27 05:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a little creepy, this question
maybe we all have dirty minds...........
I went on holiday in India recently and did not see any 'cobras'- at least while fully clothed!
I did watch Anaconda: the sequel though
2007-10-27 01:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by splenderful_ed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the keys out of the ignition.
2007-10-27 07:18:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick in in your handy dandy absolute zero freezer for about 4 hours. Guaranteed satisfaction, if you want your snake stiff.
2007-10-27 06:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like any snake, throw your hat in between you and him and it will be mesmorised by the hat.
Not visa-versa!
2007-10-26 20:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about cooking it up in a nice cobra stew. Or feed it some of your poppyseed muffins! ;)))
2007-10-26 20:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by beano™ 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I reckon this treatment would make that cobra behave....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEoL7tna0XA
2007-10-26 20:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
NO NO NO NO NO!
That reminded me of something I read.
BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS
2007-10-27 05:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so cute K it hurts.
2007-10-27 05:50:14 · answer #10 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋