All categories - 23 October 2007

2007-10-23 19:59:39 · 13 answers · asked by One 2 in Polls & Surveys

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?"

"It's 50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?"

"That's my business. Get me the course!"

Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.

Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree so badly before you died?"

In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, "One less lawyer..."

2007-10-23 19:59:29 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i cant spell many i kinda suck in English

2007-10-23 19:59:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you're unhappy with your favorite team's owner and want him fired which business man or another sports franchise's owner would you replace him with?

2007-10-23 19:59:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Sanju baba is again in the jail.. what you people think?

NOW? he should be punished?

2007-10-23 19:59:05 · 5 answers · asked by Namita 3 in Media & Journalism

guys, any reason why you will like flirting with this one girl (who is already taken), care for her so much. and you do not want sex, do not like her in that special way. flirt because you like her as a friend? is it possible

2007-10-23 19:58:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

There is someone who is going around and giving me thumbs down on nearly every question I answer. That is not nice whoever you are. Anyone can be a coward and hide when they do that. The question is what do you other Y/A folks think about someone doing that???

2007-10-23 19:58:30 · 18 answers · asked by Fool 4 Tommy Collins ? ? 6 in Country

whats a cute nail polish color?

2007-10-23 19:58:26 · 9 answers · asked by . 6 in Fashion & Accessories

What can I do about this. I'm tired of it. If you not going to wear it hang it back up. I pick up after my kids, not a grown man who claims to know better.. What can I do about this?

2007-10-23 19:58:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-10-23 19:57:20 · 3 answers · asked by jd_kelly2004 1 in Las Vegas

I'm looking for costume ideas that are punny.

Example : "Cereal Killer"

PLEASE get creative! I have looked all over Y! Answers and keep seeing the same ones (cereal killer, one night stand)

2007-10-23 19:57:20 · 5 answers · asked by Whammy 3 in Halloween

I was in a Christian relationship as a new Christian. Too early for a relationship. But I will spare you the horrible details. After the relationship was finished I fell completely away from God and I HATED my ex I harrassed him I was horrible to him I threatened him I caused him opression, harm, and just terrorized him. Yes, I went crazy. And even to the psych ward. Save your comments. It wasnt a pretty time in my life. The fact of the matter is, I am reunited with God and have repented for all of these things yet my heart is still heavy and I want to ask this person to forgive me for all I did to them. However I do not know the bible well enough to know if it says in scripture to go to your brother you have opressed and ask for him to forgive you, or if it is just God we are suppose to go to. And I am battling with - would contacting him again do more harm that good. I am struggling so much with this and I guess I want the answer from God and i've felt mixed up answers. advice?

2007-10-23 19:57:09 · 15 answers · asked by Azaliah 2 in Religion & Spirituality

in terms of the marginal utility per dollar spent?

2007-10-23 19:55:42 · 2 answers · asked by ashl2121 1 in Economics

2007-10-23 19:55:35 · 38 answers · asked by Mustardseed 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 19:55:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

i want to do excersizes in my room alone, which ones can i do? apart from buying equipment and stuff or dvds. and i already know about dancing so got any good advice :P?

2007-10-23 19:55:05 · 3 answers · asked by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 in Diet & Fitness

Science and technology has come a long way over the years.
Some things are just unimaginable to do without in todays world. But some things I think we could have done without.. Such as>>>>what do you wish was never invented?? Why ???

2007-10-23 19:54:55 · 23 answers · asked by Forgetmenotshell 4 in Polls & Surveys

A mass, which is connected to a string, is placed on a frictionless surface. At the end of the string there is a 1N weight. The string is guided by a frictionless pulley, so that the 1N weight is suspended on air and it is not in contact with any surface.

a) What must be the tension on the string so that the mass slides on the frictionless surface at a rate of 1.45m/s^2?

b) What is the value of the mass if the tension of the string is found to be 1.5N and the mass is now at rest?

2007-10-23 19:54:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

2007-10-23 19:53:57 · 9 answers · asked by pulimooden 1 in Royalty

2007-10-23 19:52:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 19:52:48 · 3 answers · asked by joa 1 in Philippines

in youre own future ?

2007-10-23 19:52:34 · 4 answers · asked by statecalifornia2009 7 in Philosophy

Does love ever feel the same? i've split with my ex 5 months ago and i still miss her terribly, i still love her and can't imagine been with anyone but her but this isn't going to happen and if it ever does it won't be for many years. She was the first person i've ever really truly loved. Will it ever feel the same to fall in love again? i can't imagine feeling anything towards anyone else like i did with her. Does love feel the same the second time around or is it not as strong?

2007-10-23 19:52:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I'd like to figure out where in the world (or in the US) it is warm all year-around...

2007-10-23 19:50:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

2007-10-23 19:50:51 · 13 answers · asked by ayush a 1 in Special Education

i feed him brine shrimp and blood worms. i have had him for about 4 weeks. My gold fish is a pig and eats most of the food but my puffer wont eat left overs. Dose anyone know whats wrong with him?

2007-10-23 19:49:56 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

after a few weeks of them my pains come full on and i have too stop all of them and dont move about for days to carm the pain down.is their some less bone groth pain killers.if you no what i meen doc.

2007-10-23 19:49:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

* this is regarding someone that isn't taking drugs, and hasn't been for some years, but the effects are still obvious

2007-10-23 19:49:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

okay, i've been working in circles on this for a while.

considering Euler's formula where V - E + F =2

A polyhedron has 20 faces that are hexagons and p faces that are pentagons with no additional faces. Three faces/edges meet at each vertex.

a) in terms of p, determine the number of edges
b) in terms of p, determine the number of vertices
c) determine the value of p

2007-10-23 19:49:27 · 1 answers · asked by wiczyman 5 in Mathematics

I've been really hungry lately. I've been trying to lose weight, but I find myself eating a lot at night because I'm so hungry.
I've been to the point of crying because I feel so bad about myself. I exercise and I'm eating around 1400 calories but have been eating around 700 calories extra over the last week.
I'm petrified of gaining weight and inevitably i have...
I was wondering if there is anything I can do to be less hungry. How many grams of protein, fat, and carbs are we supposed to get a day?
I'm a vegan, so obviously I don't eat any animal products or meat, so I need other protein sources. I'm thinking about cutting the peanuts out of my diet. (I've been on this diet for about two days)
I'm just really stressed about my stomach as well. What is the best way to tone it up?

2007-10-23 19:49:26 · 12 answers · asked by thesunwillovercomerain 1 in Diet & Fitness