An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?"
"It's 50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?"
"That's my business. Get me the course!"
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree so badly before you died?"
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, "One less lawyer..."
2007-10-23 19:59:29 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In four days???? Get me the course !! I could be a judge in 2 weeks!! On second thought no thanks I like having friends!! ROFL!!
2007-10-24 04:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl hun, bet he will be the only lawyer in heaven
have a star
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2007-10-24 00:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol jeez, and I thought it was cos lawyers can even trick death!
2007-10-23 20:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you man. You always make my day.
2007-10-25 01:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by mica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. Thought you was going to say so he didn't have any money left to his bill!!
:-)))
2007-10-23 22:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i love lawyer jokes:)
2007-10-23 20:26:29 · answer #6 · answered by **mum to a little miracle** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny 10/10.
2007-10-24 03:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-23 22:22:39 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-23 21:59:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're to funny one more and you'll kill me
hahahahahhaha
lolololol
2007-10-23 20:03:56 · answer #10 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋