PUNNY costume Ideas?

Question

I'm looking for costume ideas that are punny.

Example : "Cereal Killer"

PLEASE get creative! I have looked all over Y! Answers and keep seeing the same ones (cereal killer, one night stand)

since when do people think a nun is a pun?

personally, i think it's kinda stupid

Answer 1

Go as a purple pumpkin -- you can be The Grape Pumpkin.

Dress up in a little skirt (think Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz in a mini-gingham), and carry around a basket of cheese. When people ask who you are, say, "A Gouda Girl."

Answer 2

A nun: black & white material
A toothbrush: 2 packs of white pipe cleaners & a roll of foam
A flower child: a peace symbol & a tye dye t-shirt & jeans
A nerd: white shirt, pocket protector, taped glasses, short pants
A nutjob: Carry a big sign that says "The end is near" wear a long haired wig & sandals with a brown robe

Hope you have fun. I have to work.

Answer 3

Yeah the first answer is perfect. A nun would be a good costume.

Answer 4

You could get a bunch of watches and tie them around your waist, like a belt, and be a Waste of Time...

Or you could do what I did for the Halloween dance, pin a bunch of sponges to your clothes and be Self-Absorbed.

Or you could do the one I'm saving for Halloween itself this year, wear pale blue and pin cotton batting to it in random places. Carry a small spray bottle filled with water and be Partly Cloudy With A Chance of Showers.

Or, wear all black and attach to your clothes things like chewed up gum, candy wrappers, popcorn, empty paper cups, etc. and be the Floor of a Movie Theatre.

My brother went as a Barrel of Toxic Waste one year, he wore a barrel that he had painted with glow-in-the-dark green paint.

And if all else fails and you have no costume at all, just wear normal clothing and tell everyone, "I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else."

Answer 5

Be a pregnant nun!