All categories - 20 October 2007

Ok this isn't a joke because it really happen but it is at the same time since it's on here! Ok so this is about my sister she was on crushes at the time because she had broken her leg . I was ummm. 14 and she was 18 ! And since i was younger than her she always did evil things to me . So one day we were outside on the porch and she was on the stairs sitting down and i was standing by her . We were talking and everything and she said hey ces come here i kinda knew she had a fart up her sleeve . So i didn't come . And she was like come on come on. I wanna go in help me up i cant move good with this cast on . So i said ok ree and she pull me down beside her and tried to hold me until she got her fart out and all of a sudden i jump up and looked at her and her eyes were bucked and i said ree whats wrong . she said na'll your going to laugh and i said no im not and she said ok . I helped her up and she turn around ......She had crap all over her pants LOL ! I must had fell out laughing

2007-10-20 12:41:41 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Lonelygirl4u♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

where can i find cute tie die shirts maybe in tank top form??? idk

2007-10-20 12:41:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

ppl here gossip too much, instead of concentrating on their client, they're more interested on your personal life. who slept with who, who's dating who. no respect for each other, its a dog-eat-dog culture. I have a job offer with E&Y, should I take it ? are all accounting firms like that?

2007-10-20 12:41:35 · 1 answers · asked by Matrix 1 in Other - Careers & Employment

like if i mixed half a cup of water and half a cup of oil and opposed to using a whole cup of oil

2007-10-20 12:41:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-10-20 12:41:13 · 8 answers · asked by zee_prime 6 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-10-20 12:41:00 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 12:40:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Hi, this isn't a joke. I've got a seriously mentally ill partner, and sometimes the only way I can cope is to go on a website support site in America, to talk to others who have partners with these mind disorders. What have I done? You guessed it! I wrote a letter to the support site, and sent it to him instead. He could get really ill or dangerous if he reads what I've written about him in what I thought was secure safety. Can anyone please help me before he wakes up? Thankyou.

2007-10-20 12:39:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

why do some people still pick at the grammer and say mean things?

2007-10-20 12:39:50 · 20 answers · asked by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 12:39:44 · 3 answers · asked by "Johns" 7 in Celebrities

Hi, I am going to San Diego to visit my great-grand auntie who was buried in Bonita, CA, USA. So, which bus goes from San Diego, to Bonita, CA, USA???

2007-10-20 12:39:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in San Diego

2007-10-20 12:39:06 · 42 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was reading the Yahoo! Health section and they say the number is rising. I am scared to go to the hospital because I will come out worse than when I went in!

2007-10-20 12:39:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

I know i cant stand tara reid. Shes not even talented!

2007-10-20 12:38:54 · 11 answers · asked by Erin K 4 in Celebrities

Why do we do that?

2007-10-20 12:38:44 · 17 answers · asked by Chapter and Verse 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-20 12:38:42 · 6 answers · asked by A Girl Going Down In Flames 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 12:38:28 · 8 answers · asked by almaimone 1 in Football (American)

He has been put on the disabled list and will not play again this year. Perhaps the Dolphins should have kept Dante Culpeper, because he is playing well for the Raiders.

2007-10-20 12:38:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

Standing for "Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism"

In fact, in 2007, only 17% of Americans said that they were familiar at all with the USA PATRIOT Act.

2007-10-20 12:38:25 · 6 answers · asked by fanman475 3 in Law & Ethics

vegas, colorado, or montana. (i live n co)

2007-10-20 12:38:19 · 43 answers · asked by Erica 4 in Polls & Surveys

This is a long story,but I will try to give you the short version.
I needed a death certificate for my mom,who died in 2004, and called the funeral home to get one.The owner of the home told me he would be happy to send me one.Which he did. When I got it there was a request for a $10.00 fee.I paid the $10.00 and sent it with a note telliing him,that it would be in his best interest to let the customer know of any fees.He sent me my check back with a nasty note to me.I sent the check back to him with a letter of apology.I thought that would be that,but I just got my check back again with another nasty note.He wrote a big VOID across the check and told me he didn't want it.WHO'S RIGHT??Should he have kept the check??

2007-10-20 12:38:13 · 9 answers · asked by Cheese 5 in Law & Ethics

The poor,middle class and homeless should have equal care as those that can afford to self pay.The eldery and sick shouldn't be dumped in a nursing home and left to die.

2007-10-20 12:38:08 · 19 answers · asked by cat 1 in Senior Citizens

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2007-10-20 12:38:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 12:37:38 · 19 answers · asked by Hot Lips 4077 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-10-20 12:37:30 · 9 answers · asked by nikkie moore 2 in Halloween

Do jack dempseys change thier sex to mate?

2007-10-20 12:37:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

is it because they have no sense of humour, are so insecure with themselves and their lives, or is it because that deep down in their hearts they know that the AMERICAN's are the superpower and far superior to the Brits in intelligence, determination, creativity, imagination and COMMON SENSE?

We from down under know which country is far superior to the other, and that is America, not the UK, the UK always have their heads stuck far up their a*s, where the sun don't shine, and are too stupid to admit thay are capable of anything intelligent, but depend upon the good old USA to save their bacon whenever the Brits let their mouths overload their a*sses!

Whats the viewers point of view on this problem they seem to have but won't be man enough to openly admit it, and continue to hide their heads in the sand, hoping no one will notice it?

2007-10-20 12:36:53 · 23 answers · asked by BushMaster 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Has Blake Shelton been married?

2007-10-20 12:36:51 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I love Irish music, so I was wondering if you could recommend me some songs RIVERDANCE-LIKE (with no lyrics)?

Thanks a bunch!

2007-10-20 12:36:43 · 7 answers · asked by Izzie 2 in Other - Music

Do you think our founding fathers invisioned an America where 40% of our income is taken away by the government before we even spend anything. And probably closer to 50% is taken out before it's all said and done.

Wasn't the revolution over stuff like this? How much did those people pay in taxes compared with modern day?

2007-10-20 12:36:43 · 8 answers · asked by icpooreman 6 in Other - Politics & Government