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David sees the girl on the roof bathing and has sex with her and gets her pregnant? whats her name and what is her husbands name?




GOD BLESS!!

2007-10-20 12:48:29 · 6 answers · asked by KB 4 in Religion & Spirituality

A guy who was shipwrecked on a desert island. He'd been there for some months when, as he sat on the beach, a figure appeared in the surf.

As he watched, it turned out to be a beautiful woman in a wetsuit, walking out of the surf.

She approached him and said, "I'd bet you'd like a Cold One."

"You've got beer?" he asked, and she nodded as she unzipped a compartment in her wetsuit and pulled out a frosty can, cracked it open, and handed it to him.

"I bet you'd like a nice smoke."

"You've got cigars in there?" he asked.

She nodded and opened another zipper and pulled out an Opus X, snipped the end off, lit it for him in her sultry mouth, and handed it to him.

She stepped up close to him, and whispered, "I bet you'd like to play around...."

"You mean," he panted, "you have a set of golf clubs in there?"

2007-10-20 12:47:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-20 12:47:44 · 42 answers · asked by BOBBY B 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which one would you like to have?

I'll have the candied.

2007-10-20 12:47:36 · 41 answers · asked by ® 7 in Polls & Surveys

The last time I asked this, it was 6am and got two answers (both spam) so I am asking it again...

I don't think that most individuals that now call themselves "former atheists - now Christians" were ever, in fact, atheists.

Why? Because I think it's more likely they call themselves that because they were actually either anti-theists (that is, they held a grudge against their church or religion in general for some unknown reason) or they call themselves former atheists for some ulterior motive (for example, to get sympathy from current atheists or perhaps because they think, by saying so, that they gain some credibility with the atheist and religious communities. But I don't buy it.

So, I propose a test, to see if they ever really were atheists. It consists of four questions, which the vast majority of atheists would say "yes" to... If they agree with all four, then I would concede they really were atheists.

the God test
the Jesus test
the Bible test
the Blasphamy test

2007-10-20 12:47:24 · 11 answers · asked by I'm an Atheist 3 in Religion & Spirituality

We have a two term president that has restored Honor & Dignity back to the White House after the impeached Clinton.

Saddam Dead

No Terror attacks on USA soil since 9/11

Unemployment a VERY VERY low 4.6%

9 Million good paying jobs created since 2003

Terrorists flocking to Iraq (Not the USA) to be slaughtered by our patriotic troops.

I am so proud to be a conservative American.

2007-10-20 12:47:20 · 16 answers · asked by PNAC ~ Penelope 4 in Politics

i used to feel much love from my wife, then she sudently changed, and we started fighting all the time, i even asked her to leave and said i dont want her, but then whene i knew she was pregnant, i said to myself, maybe thats why she changed, cus the hormones and the whole body changes, but the fights didnt stop, it was getting even worse, now we living in different countries, we dont fight as much as befor, but instead, i dont feel that much love from her, even the i love you at the end of each conversation, but it s just another normal word, i dont feel it whene she says it, i mean, she loves me, but not as much as befor, what should i do??

2007-10-20 12:47:20 · 11 answers · asked by zakk 3 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-10-20 12:47:13 · 15 answers · asked by Cliff 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 12:46:49 · 6 answers · asked by Mandy G 3 in Cooking & Recipes

hold hands and hug something

2007-10-20 12:46:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i've only had the vegetarian ones so i haven't tried too many.
i really like the spicy penne pasta.
also which is your least favorite?

2007-10-20 12:46:44 · 15 answers · asked by Gina D 5 in Military

If you know, can you state your:

Car Make:
Car Model:
Cambelt Change Frequency: (either mileage distance or age frequency)

A dealer is saying I need mine changed every 4 years regardless of mileage cause the rubber deteriorates with age, and it's expensive to get done.

Not sure if he's trying it on to earn some easy money, cause after all they have an incentive to say stuff like that.

Thanks.

2007-10-20 12:46:35 · 11 answers · asked by Narky 5 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-10-20 12:46:17 · 6 answers · asked by Jake C 1 in Software

2007-10-20 12:45:39 · 18 answers · asked by Linz ♥ VT 4 in Religion & Spirituality

you don't deserve or vice versa?

2007-10-20 12:45:14 · 14 answers · asked by ConstElation 6 in Polls & Surveys

I want to know specific details on how humans will suffer the consequences of urban sprawl and pollution! My stupid friend hates the environment and wants the whole world to turn into cities. He sees nothing wrong with overpopulation and i want to argue against it!

2007-10-20 12:45:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Environment

2007-10-20 12:44:28 · 9 answers · asked by magonzetcetcetc 1 in Immigration

2007-10-20 12:44:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

In a year of huge "upsets", where "highly rated" teams are dropping like flies, any win should be a good win. Im sick of people saying that Ohio State doesnt deserve the ranking...the are undefeated! Everybody loves Oklahoma, they lost to an unranked Colorado, USC lost to one of the worst programs in the country in Standford, Florida lost to an unranked Arkansas, Michigan to a division 2 school, South Florida to Rutgers, South Carolina to Vanderbilt. College football has never been about who is the best, its about who doesnt have a let down and is rewarded at the end of the year. Ohio State just held a team that averaged close to 500 yards a game to 185. Bottom line is until Ohio State loses, which isnt likely, they will be number one ranked team in the land. I know everybody is hating, but its only because their teams all lost. You cant have it both ways in saying that this is the year of the upset and then turn around and slam Ohio State for winning all of its games.

2007-10-20 12:44:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

we are painting the inside of the house. there is a chair rail around the entire interior. the lighter tone will be on top of the chair rail. the darker below the rail, and the rail will be a tone slightly darker than the top.
is it best to leave the chair rail until last?
what would you do?

2007-10-20 12:43:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

i got new brakes pads for my 97 nissan quest because they were squeaking, but even with the new brakes they still make that annoying high pitched squeak.

2007-10-20 12:43:21 · 10 answers · asked by Amaya 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him.

The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him.

Both are even after the first couple of holes.

The second guy says "Say, we're about evenly matched, what about we play for a five a hole?"

The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't like to bet but agrees to the terms.

Well, the second guy wins the rest of the holes and as they're walking off of the eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he confesses that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers.

The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the local Catholic Church, to which the second fellow gets all flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest back his money.

The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by after Mass, I'll marry them for you."

2007-10-20 12:42:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

someone recently referred to me as "Martita" and it is a spanish word. Does anyone know the meaning of this word? or is is simply a common name?

2007-10-20 12:42:53 · 6 answers · asked by bb44324 1 in Languages

a tea set called Russel's Tea Cozzy, do you think I could charge full price even though the teapot is missing?

2007-10-20 12:42:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

After App's loss at Georgia Southern, do they have a chance at the National Championship??? The best answer will discuss the reasons why (or why not) and support their answers with statistics.

2007-10-20 12:42:16 · 6 answers · asked by Mountain Girl 6 in Football (American)

- Speak for you?

2007-10-20 12:42:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

My boyfriend and I will be in Atlantic City on Wednesday and Thursday. I am so excited and looking forward to it! We are going fishing both Wednesday and Thursday nights which I love! Being on the beach, especially at night, it is so relaxing. I am so happy there. We leave Friday morning to go to Baltimore Maryland where we will see Pastor Joel Osteen. I am really happy about that!

I just wanted to know if any of you are feeling this way too because of something in your near future.

2007-10-20 12:41:52 · 13 answers · asked by Missy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-20 12:41:46 · 5 answers · asked by Pyro 1 in Boats & Boating