Ok this isn't a joke because it really happen but it is at the same time since it's on here! Ok so this is about my sister she was on crushes at the time because she had broken her leg . I was ummm. 14 and she was 18 ! And since i was younger than her she always did evil things to me . So one day we were outside on the porch and she was on the stairs sitting down and i was standing by her . We were talking and everything and she said hey ces come here i kinda knew she had a fart up her sleeve . So i didn't come . And she was like come on come on. I wanna go in help me up i cant move good with this cast on . So i said ok ree and she pull me down beside her and tried to hold me until she got her fart out and all of a sudden i jump up and looked at her and her eyes were bucked and i said ree whats wrong . she said na'll your going to laugh and i said no im not and she said ok . I helped her up and she turn around ......She had crap all over her pants LOL ! I must had fell out laughing
2007-10-20 12:41:41 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Lonelygirl4u♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I bet she learn lesson trying to be evil and fart on little ole me.... LMAO!
2007-10-20 12:45:38 · update #1
For those 2 here that clicked the answer this question button you should've because you didnt give good answers AT ALL !
Number 1: (Austin )Sorry for your lost and that my joke was weird but your answer didn't have anything to do with what i was talking about! Thanks for your time anyway......
Number 2 : (Tony Bineye ) what a jerk ....i bet thats what you look like to a bineye.You Are very RUDE!if you wondering why?Talking about crap, thats the exact word that I would use to describe your English! One little tip. When someone needs help to walk, they use CRUTCHES, not crushes! And no, that was not funny at all!
2007-10-20 13:20:04 · update #2
I used crap because it is childen on yahoo answers and i rather not say Sh*t! And what you wrote on my answers list was CRAP .. I am a sweet person and i love to see ppl happy and laughing thats why i make my questions and answers funny . life is hard some ppl are down sometimes and i wanna be that person to cheer them up ! And if my English what you call it is so messed up you would have not been able to read it or know if it was funny you still knew what i was talking about?! It's pently of ppl here who use half words .......hold on i dont have to explain jack to you . You you didnt like it you could have did like a normal human being and pass! I dont have time for KIDS! So do me a flavor and check this spelling ................GO GET A LIFE!
2007-10-20 13:24:42 · update #3
I bet you can't wait to tell that one at her wedding.
2007-10-20 12:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by open4one 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Talking about crap, thats the exact word that I would use to describe your English! One little tip. When someone needs help to walk, they use CRUTCHES, not crushes! And no, that was not funny at all!
2007-10-20 19:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is pretty funny, but I cant say I see a question here.
I have not pooped my self in a long long time!!!
2007-10-20 19:46:29 · answer #3 · answered by Adam R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And to get a second rise out of her, show her you posted this! :) From now on when she toots, tell her she better go check for 'lumps'...ewwww.
2007-10-20 19:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by dawnUSA 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey that is really funny
2007-10-21 06:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by Akanksha N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
power-dont let her have it.somone needs to teach some manners here.
2007-10-20 19:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by resigned 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa your 18 year old sister did that? Gross!
2007-10-20 19:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by I'm Chris Hansen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats hilarious!
2007-10-20 19:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is nasty! That is a messed up sister!
2007-10-20 19:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by ★ Ðяєäмíŋg Ôυт Łøυ∂ ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-10-20 19:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋