one afternoon, while the husband is napping, the wife decides to get in the boat, go out into the middle of the lake and relax and read a good book. Not long after she settles in a game warden comes up.
The game warden says, "Mam, you know this is a no fishing zone and I could write you up.
The woman says, "How can you do that, I'm not even fishing, I'm sitting here relaxing and reading a book."
The game warden says, "Yes, but you have all the equipment, so I can indeed right you a ticket."
The woman says, "Okay, officer, but I'm gonna have to sue you for sexual harrasment."
The game warden says "Sue me for sexual harrasment, I haven't said or done anything lewd."
The woman says "No, but you have all the right equipment".
2007-10-17
19:55:30
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