2007-10-17 19:58:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When I was in my teens I went to a public swimming pool with a group of my friends. I was busy hitting on a great-looking redhead while still in the water. One of my buddies shouted out to me and pointed in the water. Floating alongside me was a single turd. Some nasty little brat probably couldn't wait until he got out. Anyway, I tried to elude the fecal invader by diving away, but it seemed to stay in close range. My friends and a host of others laughed their butts off as I flailed my arms and dove again and again to no avail. Finally, an employee of the park district came by and netted the damned thing. Believe it or not, the guy's name was Dave Bell. All I heard as I got out of the pool was "Saved by Dave Bell!" I never went back there. The story, like the turd, followed me through my last two years of high school!
2007-10-17 20:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by Dan K 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ooh i was 16 wanted to prove I was tough like the other guys in the prep kitchen. Went into the walk in fridge tried to place a giant vat of thousand island on the top shelf but it had condensation and was slippery. It slipped over my head and I was douched from head to toe in thousand island dressing. It didn't help that I wore a green shirt and looked like a giant lettuce.
2007-10-18 03:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by nonphysical 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At my Grade 5, when I farted while we are in the middle of exam, I’am the Escort of the Class…There goes my reputation, sinking down the drain…
2007-10-18 03:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by El Esplendido 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Accidentally tripping on a hole in a paper heart.
2007-10-18 03:00:47 · answer #4 · answered by ALL-MAN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell on the stage after giving a speech in front of the whole school!!! I don't think anyone remember my speech....
2007-10-18 03:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i accidently burped in the face of a girl i liked my freshman year
2007-10-18 03:05:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
fell off an open manhole, hahaha =)
2007-10-18 03:18:31 · answer #7 · answered by jewel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.. i fell on ice.. & i busted my a-s-s! lol... what shocked me no one laughed.. but still.. it was embarrasing..!!
2007-10-18 03:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by STAR. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋