Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen mate, when you die, do me a favour, will ya? I want to know if there's football in heaven."
The dying man said, "We've been mates for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.
A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's football in heaven."
"What's the bad news?"
"You're goalkeeping on Wednesday."
2007-10-16
00:32:42
·
14 answers
·
asked by
Prof L'Enfant Terrible
6
in
English Football