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A surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as momentos, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.

So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality. "I'll see what I can do," said the artisan, "Check back with me in one week."

The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. The leathersmith presented him a wallet.

"All those foreskins and you only make me a wallet?" exclaimed the surgeon.

The leathersmith replied "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."

2007-10-15 08:18:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-15 08:18:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

Last night at a party for a co worker, I had to pee really bad and all the bathrooms were occupied. Long story short, my boss caught me peeing in the kitchen sink. What should I do?

2007-10-15 08:18:01 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

What do you think?

2007-10-15 08:18:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-10-15 08:17:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 08:17:52 · 4 answers · asked by navy15seal 1 in History

I thought I'd ask, since all these terms are floating around - alpha, pack leader, dominant, submissive, et cetera.

How do you see it?

For example, this gal I know is definitely in charge as she's the one on two legs, and below her there's the boss dog - a feisty 7-year-old - and below her (and everything else) is the cannon fodder, the happy-go-lucky 2-year-old.

Just for fun - please no judgmental thumbs here. We can all learn something from each other.

2007-10-15 08:17:41 · 18 answers · asked by a gal and her dog 6 in Dogs

This will likely show how ignorant I am but

I'm wondering why gators, for instance, haven't changed much over millions of years.

And if a species is so adaptable/durable/well suited and if the ice caps are melting then could humans ever become more like gators (hypoth/supposing nothing interferes? )

If the earth continues to support life for millions of years more (with all else progressing at the same rate as now) what is said about what humans might look like?
1 second ago - 3 days left to answer.

2007-10-15 08:17:40 · 23 answers · asked by srsly 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-15 08:17:30 · 21 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to make a transparent image background. Does anyone know the html code for this? Im also trying to find a html code to make an image : sepia tone or black and white.

2007-10-15 08:17:25 · 2 answers · asked by femgirl 1 in Programming & Design

2007-10-15 08:17:07 · 4 answers · asked by I SAID SO 3 in Polls & Surveys

(you've got to combine hitting, clutch hitting, hitting for power, fielding, speed, arm strength, and all of the other variables)

2007-10-15 08:17:06 · 15 answers · asked by someofyouneedglasses 1 in Baseball

We celebrate christmas as the birth of our lord and savior jesus christ... see the connection christ and "christ"mas, why do u celebrate christmas if u dont believe in jesus???? this is his day not some made up holiday or that is what i believe and our family believes... I am wanting to know i read all the questions from atheists and so on so i am curious... what makes u celebrate christmas if not for jesus???? please dont get nasty just true and honest answers ...GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU ...

2007-10-15 08:17:05 · 25 answers · asked by THE UK WILDCAT FAMILY 10 6 in Religion & Spirituality

could some one help me on this one..

2007-10-15 08:16:57 · 10 answers · asked by king of stoupid questions 1 in Military

I took my 3 month old puppy to the vet today for her exam and they gave her vaccinations and a heart worm pill and interceptor. They also gave me Advantix flea medicine in a tube that I squeeze on her back. Is it okay to use the flea medicine at the same time I give her the heart worm pills and interceptor or should I wait a few days after that?

2007-10-15 08:16:54 · 4 answers · asked by Mink 2 in Dogs

she threw me in jail on false stuff i have been with my husband for 6 yrs his daughter will be 8 next month .her mother still can't get over it . i am gonna have a nervous breakdown i can't deal with this anymore ...

2007-10-15 08:16:50 · 11 answers · asked by missprisss 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-10-15 08:16:45 · 7 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 08:16:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Are some people, like the preachers say, "so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good"?

2007-10-15 08:16:12 · 7 answers · asked by Prof Fruitcake 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Verizon has great reception, and now that cingular has joined AT&T, they also have great reception and fewer dropped calls. I just like the roll over. Is it worth it?

2007-10-15 08:16:02 · 3 answers · asked by suninmyeyes 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-10-15 08:15:55 · 6 answers · asked by SadToday22 3 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-10-15 08:15:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've seen some very good comments on this problem but tire pressures are totally ignored. On hot summer days, for example, recommended pressures of 35 lbs for all tires should be more like 40 lbs. The recommended pressures on your driver's side door frame are only the minimum you need for safe operation but they don't say that for legal reasons. So if you run with badly underinflated tires, and experience a rollover, it's your own fault. Women are especially slack in regard to checking their tire pressures.

2007-10-15 08:15:16 · 5 answers · asked by Just Plain Ed 1 in Safety

blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he then offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his butt."

2007-10-15 08:15:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I like Orange Juice.

2007-10-15 08:15:15 · 25 answers · asked by luvastupidblonde 3 in Polls & Surveys

should i have put my name and address on her?

2007-10-15 08:15:05 · 8 answers · asked by johnny trash 5 in Polls & Surveys

I came across this article on witchvox and would love to get your input.
Thank you in advance for your time and attention:
http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=uswv&c=words&id=12081

2007-10-15 08:15:04 · 8 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I think he did.

2007-10-15 08:15:01 · 15 answers · asked by neal8mile 2 in Soap Operas

List the one thing that sticks out the most from your experiences with each of the 5 senses

1) Sight
2) Sound
3) Taste
4) Touch
5) Smell

2007-10-15 08:14:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-15 08:14:55 · 38 answers · asked by Sara C 2 in Baby Names