All categories - 9 October 2007

2007-10-09 17:07:14 · 13 answers · asked by Praveen Vattapparambath 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Two ladies talking in heaven:

1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman n : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

2007-10-09 17:06:57 · 7 answers · asked by utopia264 2 in Jokes & Riddles

History of our great country, Atheists, and Secular Liberals are attacking our faith as never before!!!

Also, to note strongly, we lack the extremely important necessity of Leadership for the Christian community!! We lack VISION, and what is that vision in Proverbs referring to? It is referring to the acknowledgment of God's Word in our society of this day and age!!!

We need a crusade, an old fashioned, red hot, Bible preaching on the Horrors of Hell!!

It would wake people up, and get people saved to renew the minds of God's people, and make them Soul winners for Christ!!!

Amen?

PLEASE AMERICA!!! We owe it to the future generations of our children and granchildren!!!!

Make a difference and take a stand TODAY!!!

God bless you all, and God bless the United States of America!!!

2007-10-09 17:06:32 · 20 answers · asked by Jeremiah Johnson 7 7 in Religion & Spirituality

What do I have to download to be able to convert it to the format that will work on DVD?

How do I do it?

And it's a Windows Media Player file. And .avi is it's file extension.

2007-10-09 17:06:22 · 1 answers · asked by WackyWavingInflatableArmTubeMan 3 in Other - Computers

for example Sh_____.

2007-10-09 17:06:08 · 3 answers · asked by benjilee521 1 in Words & Wordplay

i mean like anywhere, Torotno (sp), elsewhere

2007-10-09 17:05:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Canada

[{sin a + cos(2b-a)}/{cos a - sin(2b-a)}] = cot (45-b)

thank you.

2007-10-09 17:05:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

how do history teachers and professors explain or present wwii in places like japan, italy and specially germany iam sure they dont just said we were the bad guys and thats it

2007-10-09 17:05:23 · 6 answers · asked by happy guy 3 in History

Would it be worth it to pay off all medical bills with a credit card before Dec 31st? Would it increase my refund greatly or not enough to make it worth it?

2007-10-09 17:05:08 · 9 answers · asked by gigi_victory 3 in United States

this is a serious question because i really enjoy hot bath and i would like to know if this would affect my orgins or make my skin really wrinkly when i get older because i mean u use hot water in the laundary it shrinks O_O

2007-10-09 17:04:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

This book was #4 for most challenged books from 2000-2005. I had to read this book in high school, and we talked about it in college. What is it about this book that's so controversial now? Steinbeck is obviously one of the best authors of the 20th century, I don't see why it should be challenged.

2007-10-09 17:04:26 · 3 answers · asked by redguard572001 2 in Books & Authors

2007-10-09 17:04:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-10-09 17:04:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

after a really bad car accident, she was almost deceased when paramedics arrived, after being in shock trama for a month and a rehab hospital for 2 weeks, yay she is coming home. She is 19 years old, loves horses, has horses and was going to college to be a Equine Vet. We are freinds of her parents, actually, my hubby is her dad's boss. We are freinds also. Any suggestions? thanks

2007-10-09 17:04:10 · 16 answers · asked by Boo Radley 4 in Etiquette

My dealership in Washington State used to do it for free, now I've moved and I need to budget it in

2007-10-09 17:04:04 · 7 answers · asked by theinfalliblenena 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

He proved to himself that near death visions are nonsense. He's an idiot isn't he? I love the show but I wouldn't want to be one of his patients most of them die.

2007-10-09 17:03:52 · 12 answers · asked by Betty Boop Oop A Doop Atheist 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Tell me some besides Jim Brown, Walter Payton, Barry Sanders, Curtis Martin, Emmitt Smith

2007-10-09 17:03:50 · 12 answers · asked by HH 1 in Football (American)

2007-10-09 17:03:45 · 33 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-09 17:03:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i always think it's interesting what some people name their pets..
i always try to give mine actual names.. but that are a little different..
i have a dog named gabriel.. a cat named gidget.. and two fish whose names are armani and lily.. lol..
what about you?

2007-10-09 17:03:34 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

Like if you compare yourself to any random person on the street, they are 9 times out of 10, smarter than you and overall "better". I hate doing it but just about everyone that I meet is better or smarter than me. I only ever 1 up them in things that have no meaning in life like the Human body can live about 15 secs with out a heart or having more points on Yahoo Answers. Ever feel useless?

2007-10-09 17:03:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Did you provide your assistant with a list of duties, or just tell her what was expected. Did you have her sign a sheet. I just fired my last assistant because she wasn't doing much work; so now I am trying to make sure my new assistant has clear direction and isn't just getting free money

2007-10-09 17:03:11 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

2007-10-09 17:03:04 · 12 answers · asked by buffy 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-10-09 17:03:04 · 4 answers · asked by Tammy B 1 in Cats

Do I have to take out the old 512mb memory stick, or can I add the new 1gb to the existing for even faster speed?

2007-10-09 17:02:51 · 10 answers · asked by Flyleaf_Fan 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

me and my boyfriend wanted to dress up for Halloween well my mom would bring me there all the way to see my boyfriend and she said that she will just wait at the hotel while i drive around but i dont want her to do that i want her to come with and have fun i think she feels left out and my bf loves my mom so i would like some ideas that would be appropriate so we all can go and dress up and look like a bunch of dorks together thanks so much=)

2007-10-09 17:02:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Halloween

I think people for the most part have eliminated war and disease for the most part. However, I always wonder that, because the human population is probably at the highest it's ever been in history, if something catastrophic will happen to reduce the population. I'm thinking maybe like 28 days later, a massive epidemic, a nuclear holocaust, maybe a resource crisis or something else that will reduce the human population in the world?

Not that I'm wishing for one, but it always seems like tensions rise when there are too little resources for the population at large. World War II was arguably the world's last major crisis, and I feel the world is overdue for another. It worries me to think of what it might be.

What are your feelings on the matter?

2007-10-09 17:02:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-10-09 17:02:18 · 3 answers · asked by P8 FWD 2 in Card Games

2007-10-09 17:02:11 · 3 answers · asked by dreamer 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-10-09 17:01:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys