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Two ladies talking in heaven:

1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman n : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

2007-10-09 17:06:57 · 7 answers · asked by utopia264 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

nice i liked it thnx 4 sharing it with us here is a star 2 thank u 4 it =]

2007-10-09 18:45:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh that is just a perfect joke!! I love hearing good jokes and I thank you for sharing that one.

It is so funny and with a surprise ending.

I loved it!!!!!

Thank you for bringing a smile and chuckle to me.

2007-10-10 00:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by ☼ Sun ☼ Eclipse 5 · 0 0

Ha that is a good one, it's very quick you don't have to think about it for too long

2007-10-10 00:11:57 · answer #3 · answered by bigpurplemouth05 2 · 0 0

that is so funny!!!!

but how did the 1st woman get to heaven if she was dating a married man???...lol..
^^,

2007-10-10 00:13:15 · answer #4 · answered by Hana Kimi 2 · 0 0

Oh, I just laughed myself so hard, i cried!

2007-10-10 00:41:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one star for you.

2007-10-10 00:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Star to u.LOL

2007-10-10 00:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by coppercash 5 · 0 0

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