All categories - 24 September 2007

between husband & wife can apply Divorce to divide at the same time in case for other relations what are the word (i.e. just like Divorce word) we have to divide

2007-09-24 22:17:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-09-24 22:17:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was suggested to use nod32 instead of Norton. I have had so much trouble with Norton. Can you suggest any other go-back that can be used that is extremely reliable?

2007-09-24 22:17:31 · 7 answers · asked by grannywinkie 6 in Software

2007-09-24 22:16:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2007-09-24 22:16:49 · 8 answers · asked by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 22:16:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; the man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''

Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty ?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh .equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, y es.. W ell, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted.........

2007-09-24 22:15:21 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

how do i make the tea from my own lemon balm plant

2007-09-24 22:15:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

I did. LOL

2007-09-24 22:15:11 · 15 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

a guy whos bullied me physically, has always smash me in the face with a basketball. i have had a broken nose and eye fracture. im going to see him again in 2 weeks. should i do something? what should i do?

but we will be in a place where sports is nowhere in sight. like a classroom. can i bring a ball and hit him with it anyway?

2007-09-24 22:15:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

THE GOOD NAPKINS...ahhhhh...the joys of having girls...

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake)....

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake)...

Now, fast forward a few months...It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter.

Next, in came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next, in came my father, who roared with laughter.

Then in came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!!!"

Isn't it easier to just tell the truth and be careful who you ask to set the table for you!

2007-09-24 22:15:00 · 2 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-24 22:14:35 · 10 answers · asked by toto joeseal 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-24 22:14:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

2007-09-24 22:14:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-09-24 22:14:22 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Eighth answerer:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApVSe8TxgpmDAVq9zlabBd7sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070924164343AAOZhqh

Do people think this is true?

2007-09-24 22:14:18 · 14 answers · asked by Bad Liberal 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I have read that this virus cause leukemia?? is it right?? does anybody know what kind of virus is it?

2007-09-24 22:13:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cancer

Do you think your opinion will change come game time?

2007-09-24 22:13:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I live in the city and have had enough of living like a prisoner in my own home. My kids cant play in the front yard and we barely have a back yard. I want to live where you can still leave your doors unlocked and your windows open and leave the keys in the ignition of your car like when i was a kid. I dont think there is such a place anymore but maybe someone can tell me there is!

2007-09-24 22:13:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

2007-09-24 22:13:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the process of release of semen while a man sleeps....


Is it "night-fall" or "wet dreams" or somthing else...?

2007-09-24 22:13:19 · 7 answers · asked by just curious 4 in Men's Health

i am asking this cez i see many ppl telling anyways thanx fer the 2 points

2007-09-24 22:13:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pass the time away, what do you do? Read, write, sing, make music?

2007-09-24 22:13:09 · 7 answers · asked by Isis 4 in Polls & Surveys

Is it dignity or freedom or happiness or Wealth or love or...?
To which would you give highest priority ? Why?

2007-09-24 22:12:57 · 6 answers · asked by sud 2 in Other - Society & Culture

calculate the number of milliliters of .200 M Ba(NO3)2 which would be required to just precipitate all o fthe sulfate as barium sulfate

2007-09-24 22:12:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

corn dog. What is a corn dog please UK

2007-09-24 22:12:36 · 8 answers · asked by J M 2 in Singles & Dating

boys, teens, men and adults seems too concern with their penis size, are women very particular with the men penis size. is having sex measured how big the penis is? maybe im not so affected because im 16 yrs old and my penis is 9" but my elder bro is 18 yrs old and his penis is 3" when erect..(he will kill me if he finds out that i put his penis size in the net). we have a big difference in term of penis size...but he kind of accept the fact that he can't do anything about it and he has this hot GF that everybody would envy...he also had a massive tongue..he said whatever he lacks in his penis size he had more in his tongue he would rather use it. can he really use his tongue as penis???

2007-09-24 22:12:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

This driveing me mad, its like as if someone else is moveing it? its not the usaul ball mouse its the kinda electronic one. Sometimes it jut moves upwards slowly itself....not fast but slow, anytime i go to do something on the right hand side of the screeen its like something it pulling it left, any explanation?

2007-09-24 22:11:56 · 7 answers · asked by Pinkywinky 1 in Monitors

2007-09-24 22:11:19 · 12 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys