Today, I was at the grocery store, not the Fry's I usually shop at, but the Albertson's in Sun City. I went about gathering my items, the usual, steaks and vodka, and when I got to the checkout line, I was doing my usual thing , reading about whether Brad and Angelina have adopted any more kids, or whether Oprah's amazing weight loss is attributable to Alien Abductions, when I noticed that the silicone enhanced young lady in front of me in line was wearing this top that was a VERY loose mesh, thereby exposing two of my favourite subjects as though there were no top at all in place. Me, being me, could not help but continually direct my gaze in the direction of her ample graces, and as she started putting her fruits and vegetables on the counter, she looked at me and said "can I help you?" in a somewhat snippy tone, and all I could think of to say was " those are some very nice tomatoes you have there." Now , I know, that if there was a God, he would have let me done better than that.
2007-09-12
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