All categories - 12 September 2007

Joe Muslim is born into Islam thinking that Allah took Mohammed on a magic chariot ride through the sky. Better than that, he KNOWS it is true. Joe Muslim thinks that Christians are simple-minded to think that Jesus was the son of God and that the concept of the trinity is too weird to be true. Joe Muslim also thinks that John Mormon is ignorant to believe that Christ reappeared in South America because there is a lot of proof suggesting otherwise.

Jim Christian knows that Jesus is part of the trinity, and that John Mormon is lame to think that God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are separate entities. He also thinks that Joe Muslim is violent at his core because he believes that when you suicide bomb someone, you go straight to heaven with 20 virgins.

John Mormon knows that Joseph Smith was a prophet of God, and that the Muslim and other Christian people are being led astray. After all, who could believe in that weird Pope, or pray to the East without looking foolish?

2007-09-12 10:11:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Details....

This is my first month off of birth control pills....today is when my period "due date" is....instead I had a SURGE of mucus-like fluid (no blood, no pink coloration) and intense cramping early this morning....

I am married...have no STDs, etc....the mucus does not have an odor at all....so my guess is ovulation??

LMP was August 16th...4 weeks ago....this is why it's confusing me as to why it could be ovulation.

Any thoughts?

2007-09-12 10:11:23 · 3 answers · asked by Lovin' Life As Mama & Wife 6 in Women's Health

2007-09-12 10:11:15 · 14 answers · asked by capekicks 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-12 10:11:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases

1 of the reasons i never rescue dogs cause it will put my life at the line.any how i bought a 2 month old sheltie so i wnna know what vaccination he needs so he dosnt kill me. he allready had 2 allready. and was wormed. but he is still missing some

2007-09-12 10:11:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Why or why not?

2007-09-12 10:11:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

do you find this to be the case as well?

2007-09-12 10:10:54 · 1 answers · asked by Private Deek 2 in Politics

And given that in the Modern Brythonic tongues (Breton, Cornish & Welsh) there is no "soft C" sound. Would It be fitting in ritual circumstances to pronounce the names of deities such as Cernunnos, Ceridwen, and Latinized deities such as Cocidius, Condatis & Clota with a "K" sound?
Even her in the Uk I`ve heard several pagans call upon "Seridwen".....

2007-09-12 10:10:50 · 4 answers · asked by badger_shaman 3 in Religion & Spirituality

...when Christians can supposedly do whatever they want and all they have to do is ask god for forgiveness, and BAM!, everything the've ever done wrong, no matter how insane, hideous, or disgustingly sick, is wiped clean from their soul, and can get into heaven. Doesn't that sound a little too convienent? That means you can do whatever you want, right?

Look here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnLloxdSvBVL24JBofHj_uvb7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20070912135634AAy05db

2007-09-12 10:10:49 · 4 answers · asked by Uliju 4 in Religion & Spirituality

What difference do you think there is between religion as it is “on paper” and religion as it is practiced? and why?

2007-09-12 10:10:36 · 1 answers · asked by rigs719 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I started my period today for the 1st time, i still havent told my mom and i dont no how 2, please help and fast!!

2007-09-12 10:10:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

It goes:
Lalalalala, yeah yeah yeah, baby baby baby

2007-09-12 10:10:33 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A song by Lafee Called Virus

Du bist alles und noch mehr
Ich vertraue dir so sehr
Du bist meine beste Freundin
War der Weg auch manchmal schwer
Wir sind füreinander da
Erzählen uns alles, ist doch klar
Und wenn du fix und fertig warst
War ich dir immer nah.

Und du nimmst ihn mir weg
Du kleines Stückchen Dreck
Du Schlampe bist so link
Dass es bis zur Hölle stinkt
Und du fragst auch noch dumm
Ob ich sauer bin-warum
Was soll-sein
Ich hau dir eine rein...

Refrain:
Ich wünsch dir einen Virus
Ich wünsch dir fiese Pickel ins Gesicht
Ich wünsch dir 'nen Bazillus
Und alles Schlechte nur für dich
Ich wünsch dir einen Virus
Ich wünsche dir die Krätze an den Hals
Ich wünsch dir 'nen Bazillus
Der dich hässlich macht und alt
Ich wünsch dir einen Virus...

Du warst der Einzige für mich
Doch jetzt hass ich dein Gesicht
Du hast mich komplett verarscht
Man, ich glaub das einfach nicht
Du hast mir so oft geschworen
Du wärst nur für mich geboren
Und jetzt steckst du ihr eiskalt
Deine Zunge in den Hals

Und sie nimmt dich mir weg
Das kleine Stückchen Dreck
Die Schlampe ist so link
Dass es bis zur Hölle stinkt
Und du fragst auch noch dumm
Ob ich sauer bin, warum
Was soll sein
Ich hau dir eine rein..

Refrain: (2x)

Ich wünsch dir einen... Virus
Ich wünsche dir fiese Pickel ins Gesicht
Ich wünsch dir nen Bazillus
und alles Schlechte nur für dich

Ich wünsch dir einen Virus
Ich wünsche dir die Krätze an den Hals
Ich wünsch dir nen Bazillus
Der dich hässlich macht und alt...
Ich wünsch dir einen Virus...

Ich wünsche dir die Krätze an den Hals
Ich wünsch dir nen Bazillus
der dich hässlich macht und alt...

2007-09-12 10:10:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

would this be a sign on the Apostraphe? '

Next time Earth's magnetic field flips, compass needles will point South instead of North. But scientists can't say when it will occur, and until now they've disagreed on how long the transitions take.


Earth's magnetic field is thought to be generated deep inside the planet. An inner core of solid iron is surrounded by an outer core of molten iron. They rotate at different rates, and the interaction between the regions creates what scientists call a "hydromagnetic dynamo." It's something like an electric motor, and it generates a magnetic field akin to a giant bar magnet.

The process is not completely understood. In fact, one study suggests the planet's mantle, which surrounds the core, also plays a role.


Yet the intensity of the magnetic field has been dropping for the last 2,000 years, and "it has dropped significantly" during the past two decades.

2007-09-12 10:10:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.



In other words.....................................




Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!

2007-09-12 10:10:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

favourite month?
favourite day?

2007-09-12 10:10:23 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-12 10:10:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

I am a first year teacher. I teach learning support and am currently teaching a social skills/study skills class. All of the students in my class have behavior problems and/or emotional disturbances, so keeping their attention for very long is near impossible. They are between the ages of 15 and 18. Does anyone have any ideas of some hands on projects that I could do with them that might be enjoyable for them. Thank you for any ideas.

2007-09-12 10:10:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Special Education

what is a " the unveiling of the Jury Duty Social Awareness stamp event"?

2007-09-12 10:10:21 · 1 answers · asked by Can C 2 in Civic Participation

Looking for a physical guide that shows when a mailing qualifies for letter, large letter, etc.

2007-09-12 10:09:51 · 3 answers · asked by Cassi 1 in Small Business

If so, what kind of information do you need from me?

2007-09-12 10:09:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know they are both continents but are they in the same country?

2007-09-12 10:09:27 · 4 answers · asked by Arthur S 1 in Geography

I gues my mom never got over the fact I grew up because she is now staying with me for a few months and is treating me like a baby. Let's see,she calls me the babyish nicknames she called me before I left for college, she pinches my cheeks, smoothers me with kisses and hugs me tight. She insists on doing everything for me and says that I need help raising my 2 kids and my niece that lives with me. She says I'm just a little girl and I don't know how I can stop this. What can I do?

2007-09-12 10:09:14 · 8 answers · asked by Jasmine 4 in Family

My brother is considering driving across the US in October - and I am curious to know how long it might take him.

2007-09-12 10:09:11 · 5 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Other - United States

Italy or Brazil?
Italy or Germany?

Elton John or Cher? <--- lol
Milan or Inter?
Real Madrid or Barca?
Juve or Roma?
Valencia or Shalke?
Night or Day? <--- lol

2007-09-12 10:09:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2007-09-12 10:09:08 · 21 answers · asked by sophie s 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-12 10:08:53 · 3 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

when you marry a guy who happens to be the youngest of 3,is it common for the mother to always want to run you and your husbands life?
she is constantly at the house wanting me to change my curtains..move my computer from one room to the other and telling me how the kids need to be taken care of
any advice?

2007-09-12 10:08:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I wonder if there's a way to scientifically separate sound heard from a speaker and sound heard live?

2007-09-12 10:08:39 · 1 answers · asked by Billy188 1 in Physics

hi i need help with meningomyelocele. is there any cure for this disease in india. as my nephew has got this disease so i seek help. he is now 1.4 months old. any cure do tell.

thank you

2007-09-12 10:08:35 · 2 answers · asked by prish_thakur 1 in Other - Diseases