All categories - 12 September 2007

Five ways you know you're lost...

#1 when you're fighting the Enterprise for a parking space

#2 when you look out your window and see a black hole

#3 if you roll down your window to ask for directions and you get beamed up

#4 the folks in the 'ship next to you are pale greenish,have stringy white hair,and are licking their lips at the sight of you

#5 the bumper sticker in front of you says BEEN 2 ROSWELL

Yeah,I know they're lame...any thoughts or suggestions for improvement?Do you have any jokes?No rude answers and please star if you like the question.

2007-09-12 10:52:42 · 14 answers · asked by Karate Kid 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i LOVE a good raspberry vinaigrette with black olives, mushrooms, beets, baby corn, beets and artichoke hearts. gross i know! but anyways..whats yours?

2007-09-12 10:52:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

New Testament except the Resurrection (for we know that even if that was proved they still wouldnt believe), why dont they believe that Jesus was the Son of God. MY history professor(i study history) said that he believes that Jesus was using the untapped powers of the mind. Which sounds more ridiculous?

2007-09-12 10:52:37 · 34 answers · asked by cannon_primed 4 in Religion & Spirituality

There's a phobia for everything else so why not?

2007-09-12 10:52:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you know how it goes. Everything is fine and grave until you get married...... thats when people become settled, fat , men mysteriously get erectile dysfunction and cheating occurs..... But when people just "live" without the marriage title those relationships seem to last longer......................................... Don t do it!

2007-09-12 10:52:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Motorcycles

that a PS3 is way better than a wii and xbox 360 combined? and EVERYONE knows it is. Is it because they are mad that they bought it and know they are stuck with it?

2007-09-12 10:52:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in PlayStation

2007-09-12 10:52:11 · 52 answers · asked by 2fine4u 6 in Polls & Surveys

A few friends always wipe it down with disinfectant wipes before taking off. I have never done it myself - although i would never consider licking it either....you?

2007-09-12 10:52:09 · 15 answers · asked by kelstar 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine would be someone who when you are down, blue and in need is there for you. Concerned if you need anything, willing to go to the store, get you anything, sit with you or do anything. In spite of the fact he is having a complicated eye operation tomorrow morning.
I have such friends.
Don't you think this is a friend?

2007-09-12 10:51:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-12 10:51:46 · 29 answers · asked by YAHOO GHOST 4 in Polls & Surveys

I've done that quite a few times! I just use one verse! How about you?

2007-09-12 10:51:37 · 13 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-12 10:51:21 · 3 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Earth Sciences & Geology

If the purpose of the government is to provide security for the rights to life, liberty and property,then when should the government be able to limit these rights, if at all?

2007-09-12 10:51:16 · 6 answers · asked by Tyler R 2 in Law & Ethics

my favorite dead comedians are cantinflas and richard pryor

2007-09-12 10:51:11 · 5 answers · asked by felipe c 1 in Polls & Surveys

You are not welcome here on planet earth! How dare you fly your unknown flying objects over my house! I will not accept this behavior, you must stopped at once before this war becomes greater than it has too!

We have had 723 casualties on the west coast fighting these menacing green beasts already, we need to stop this before it gets out of control!

Lock your doors, do not allow your children to go out of sight, be warned!

Anyways, i'm sorry i had to go on so long, but it was important, do you believe Aliens should go back where they came from? I think so!

2007-09-12 10:51:00 · 17 answers · asked by Girl Dyslexic 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-12 10:50:56 · 4 answers · asked by rjwellman4 1 in Medicine

Are there any differences between Club Soda, Sparkling Water, and Tonic Water?

If there are differences besides the names, what are they?

Please and thanks! ^.^

2007-09-12 10:50:53 · 3 answers · asked by Savvy 2 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

I can admit that religion has its faults and I don't make excuses for it either. However can you admit that science has its faults as well? I can admit that religion can be used to justify bad behavoir, however can you admit that science has been used to justify it as well? If a person can find a statistic to prove a point, does that mean that everyone in that demographic will most likey be a statistic? Commonly used statistic : "Statistics show that 90% of people who practice a religion are less educated" okay. However you do realize that there is such a thing as a "misuse of statistics"?

From wikipedia:
"If you have a statistic saying 100% of apples are red in summer, and then publish "All apples are red", you will be overgeneralizing because you only looked at apples in summertime and are using that data to make inferences about apples in all seasons. Often times, the overgeneralization is made not by the original researcher, but by others interpreting the data"

2007-09-12 10:50:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-12 10:50:30 · 3 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Zoology

I read part of this book called "flowers for algernon". it's really sad. it's about a man named charlie who is mentally challenged. after an operation, he turns into a super genius until he finds out he will die because of the operation. would life be easy if you were really smart? it seems like charlie only had problems when he was smart.

2007-09-12 10:50:27 · 19 answers · asked by ? 1 in Philosophy

BARRY SHOULD WITHOUT A DOUBT KEEP HIS PLACE!!!! He allowed Gerrard to attack, he made amazing passes, he was back in defence when we needed him and as for his crosses and corners they were fantastic.

I knew he was good but i didnt realise how good, if he played for one of the top 4 we'd be claiming he's one of the best players in the world!

Lampard and Hargreaves should really take a backseat to him unless he performs badly or loses form.

Agree, Disagree???????
Also its my birthday if you want the 10 pts you'll have to wish me a happy one!!! ;-)

2007-09-12 10:50:18 · 12 answers · asked by bex98 4 in English Football

i'm just curious of something to do while kissing my boyf.So far when i have my arms around his shoulders/neck,i always stroke the back of his hair which iv heard they love...just wondering what else to do coz i wanna ask a question n this was the first one i thought of...lol random...xxx oh,and none of them pathetic answers that i always seem to get-coz il be angry... >:( lol xxxxx

2007-09-12 10:50:17 · 13 answers · asked by Maria 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-09-12 10:50:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Asked something similar a few minutes ago, but I wanted to refine it. I need to have the O2 sensor at bank #1, sensor #1 replaced (the mechanic referred to this as "bank #1, side #1", but I think he meant sensor #1). I just need to know which one it is so I can buy the correct part. What is the location (side of car and before/after catalyst)? Thanks in advance for the info!

2007-09-12 10:50:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

Recently cooked with red hot chili peppers afterward my hands start to feel hot and it burns. Even after i wash my hands with soaps many times, it doesn't work. It's there a way to cook with hot peppers and avoid hands being burns afterward???

2007-09-12 10:49:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-09-12 10:49:56 · 22 answers · asked by tatereatinmic 3 in Religion & Spirituality

A company's revenue from car sales, C (in thousands of dollars), is a function of advetising expenditure, a, in thousands of dollars, so C=ƒ(a).

(a) What does the statement ƒ'(100)=2 mean in practical terms? How about ƒ'(100)=0.5?

(b) Suppose the company plans to spend about $100,000 on advertising. If ƒ'(100)=2, should the company spend more or less than $100,000 on advertising? What if ƒ'(100)=0.5?

Help, especially with (b)! Thank you!

2007-09-12 10:49:49 · 1 answers · asked by ? 2 in Mathematics

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2007-09-12 10:49:42 · 4 answers · asked by swoosh 5 in Photography

2007-09-12 10:49:37 · 10 answers · asked by Nurse Susie ♥ hugs 6 in Polls & Surveys

what do they do inside these temples? ceromonies, rituals, dances, partys or what??

2007-09-12 10:49:25 · 17 answers · asked by kegs 1 in Religion & Spirituality