Five ways you know you're lost...
#1 when you're fighting the Enterprise for a parking space
#2 when you look out your window and see a black hole
#3 if you roll down your window to ask for directions and you get beamed up
#4 the folks in the 'ship next to you are pale greenish,have stringy white hair,and are licking their lips at the sight of you
#5 the bumper sticker in front of you says BEEN 2 ROSWELL
Yeah,I know they're lame...any thoughts or suggestions for improvement?Do you have any jokes?No rude answers and please star if you like the question.
2007-09-12 10:52:42 · 14 answers · asked by Karate Kid 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good!
2007-09-12 10:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by Bet 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They're not bad. My only suggestion (for the record, I'm not any good at coming up with joke, so take this or ignore this, whatever) would be that I'm not sure these are answers for "You know you're lost when..." jokes. They may work better for something else, but don't quite hit the mark here.
2007-09-12 11:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by Tom L 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
- the Enterprise is always a nice reference point in sci-fi, especially since it was basically their job to "get lost"
- the blakc hole ref means you better get moving moreso than you're lost
- love the Been 2 Roswell sticker.........
could have used a Star Wars line ("these arent the droids you are looking for" anyone?) and nod to Aliens and/or Terminator......good stuff though
2007-09-12 10:59:25 · answer #3 · answered by Saiyanman3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i would replace #3 with "when you have to ask princess leia for directions" not because she's dumb, but because guys don't ask for directions unless they're really lost. i don't know any dumb people in sci-fi, but if u find one, use that person instead
2007-09-12 11:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by m deal 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In my opinion they R not funny. Sorry no suggestions as to how to improve them. May the force be with you.
2007-09-12 10:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by bhappy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny. Suggestion dont quit your day job
2007-09-12 10:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by marf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Kinda funny!
2007-09-12 13:10:16 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when you are on the enterprise and see a flying Winnebago
2007-09-16 10:03:24 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe star 4 u
2016-05-18 00:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by elisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad.. I have definitely heard WAAAAAY worse jokes.
2007-09-12 11:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋