(Last joke for tonight)...
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: "I'm the breadwinner of the family so let's call me Capitalism. Your mum, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.
So Little Johnny goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby had soiled his nappy, so the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed....
2007-09-08
14:39:29
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