(Last joke for tonight)...
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: "I'm the breadwinner of the family so let's call me Capitalism. Your mum, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.
So Little Johnny goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby had soiled his nappy, so the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed....
2007-09-08 14:39:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next morning, he says to his father, "Dad I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is scre*ing the Working Class, the Govenment is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t!"
2007-09-08 14:41:03 · update #1
Haaaahahahhahaaa, that was outstanding, i bow to you and applaud.
2007-09-09 02:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-09-09 11:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is an Excellent joke Fidgety.!!!
10/10 for giving us a good laugh.!!!
Cheers and Goodnight.!!!
2007-09-09 11:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. i like that one. Oretty accurate picture of the world too, dont ya think.
I got something else that politics are.
Poli=many
tics=blood sucking creatures
Therefore
politics=many bloodsucking creatures
2007-09-08 14:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Me again, Fid Fin! Can anyone in class (8 year old) give me a sentence with the word "Fascinate" in it YES MISS shouts Jonny ........................ I have 10 buttons on my shirt but I can only fasten 8 !!!!!
What about the Japanese waking with dead RODENTS in their beds???? I bet it's Futon mouse disease!!!
2007-09-08 14:47:11 · answer #5 · answered by BackMan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bahahahaha! Great!
2016-05-19 23:28:40 · answer #6 · answered by cinda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god thats funny as hell. its ironic how stuff that goes on in our lives kind of represents what is going on in our goverment. thats a pretty good way to put it.... good one
2007-09-08 15:21:32 · answer #7 · answered by misha 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH
that was good but it stinks its the last one u postin
2007-09-08 15:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny! sucks for the dad!!!
2007-09-08 14:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by shantel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sadly very realistic hahahahaha
2007-09-08 14:47:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋