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To get a tattoo on your penis that reads "All Aboard!"?

2007-09-08 14:38:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Depends . . . are you a sailor or a railroad conductor?

If you're a sailor, I guess i'd be O.K. They just yell "All aboard!" and that's it.

A railroad conductor always draws it out so it sounds like, "Al-l-l-l-l ab-O-O-O-a-a-r-r-d ! !" and to have THAT tatooed would be a waste, because as soon as the girl could read the whole thing, it's already be morning and she'd have to get ready for work . . . . :-)

Why don't you try something simple like, " I'm Mr. Happy!" ?

2007-09-08 22:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by WittyWeasel™ 3 · 1 0

I heard it was a sin to even just get a tattoo. Because in the end God is going to judge you and he's going to notice these tattoos and be like "Is this how I made you?" And if you get it on your penis well... good luck explaining.

2007-09-08 14:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by Light/Dark Thinker 3 · 0 1

Yes, it is a sin. Our bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit. We should not desecrate or abuse it.

2007-09-08 14:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Probably more painful than sinful.

2007-09-08 14:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 1 0

painfully amusing nothing more though

2007-09-08 14:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0 1

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