Yesterday, I was reading across the omniscient word of God, when I stumbled across:
“If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, then the man who lay with her shall give to the girl's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days.”
I was so relieved when I read this verse. For a while there, I was doubting God truly was a loving God! But now that he's provided me with the means of acquiring a wife, I feel the love of Jesus all over me!
P.S. I also have to thank the Spanish for the cheap price. There's no better way to extract silver from squalid mines than on the backs of countless Indians. =D Good thing it was all justified with the INERRANT BIBLE.
My question is, do you think the local priest will need actual silver, or will silver-backed u.s. treasury bonds do?
2007-09-04
13:36:38
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