Know where I can find him? Do you know his cellular phone number or e-mail address so I may contact him? Someone said he was staying in Los Angeles for the summer.
2007-09-04 13:38:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He has an invisibility cloak so sorry.
2007-09-04 13:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
My friend, Jesus is the Man of the Bible(Basic instructions before leaving earth). He is everywhere,not just in Los Angeles. And His phone is never busy. Find Crenshaw Christian Center,7901 Vermont Avenue.That is the best Church in the area. Start reading the New Testament,you will find Jesus.John 3:17-For God did not send His Son into the World to condemn the World,but that the world through him might be saved. 18-He that believes on Him is not condemned:but he that believes not is condemned already,because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
2007-09-04 14:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by Siegfried M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus doesn't exist because the bible is wrong. The bible is wrong becuause it says that the earth and the heavens was created less than 10,000 years ago. We know this is false because we can see other galaxies that are 13 billion light years away, it takes light 1 year to travel a light year. So those galaxies have to be at least 13 billion years old. And the bible is wrong, the end. Jesus is fake.
2007-09-04 13:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by Krak 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh silly, Jesus doesn't have a cell phone, he has one of those old rotary phones and it's made out of solid gold. Unfortunately I don't have his number, he only gives it out to important people like Paris Hilton and President Bush. If you want to write him a letter you can just put "Heaven" on the front of the envelope and it'll get to him eventually!
2007-09-04 13:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by chazzychef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uuummm... ur funny.
They are talking about God's son. If you want to find him, got to a church. Lutheran is a good one, cause they aren't very confusing. Just don't go to a Presbyterain church. They believe something a little bit different.
Buy a Bible and read the New Testament if you want to find Jesus. The old stories relate to stuff now if you see past the materials.
You can e-mail me too if you want. Don't worry I am not a psycho.
2007-09-04 13:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It is said that Jesus still walks the streets at night.
So? Whosoever calls on the Name of the Lord shall be saved. Jesus Christ, the Son of the Living God is our Lord & Savior.
Read the Book of John. Also, you can get information at http://www.billygraham.com . And also http://www.fathersloveletter.com .
2007-09-04 13:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by t a m i l 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. Los Angeles. His last name is Garcia. Look Him up in the phone book. I think He lives on San Pedro St.
2007-09-04 13:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by Acorn 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Look on the corner of Hollywood and Vine, he should be there holding up a sign telling you when the world is going to end.
2007-09-04 13:42:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
well welcome to the country this is where u can be free well jesus is in heaven but God is the cretor father spirit and i know that sounds confusing but i have a relationship with God and he is wonderful u need to have faith its the best thing that they can offer u Jesus was the son of God and he died for men and women so we could be saved of wat we really deserve but yeah u can ask God for help anytime and he says in the bible which is the mind of God very good to read its not just a book but the guild to all problems and instruction book for ur everyday needs
2007-09-04 13:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by bballsk8er4life 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The person you are looking for is called Avatard and he is right down the page from here....
2007-09-04 13:44:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start your own religion. a new cult would be interesting in the news. No suicides though.
2007-09-04 13:45:29 · answer #11 · answered by midnitepoets 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋