All categories - 29 August 2007

There was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her.

The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her.

The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fu cked before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fu cked."

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Remember this is only a joke so don't take it seriously. hahaha

2007-08-29 11:52:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-29 11:52:40 · 14 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

when almost everyone knows that meat is unhealthy? If humans had been meant to eat meat, they would have had molars for tearing into flesh like carnivorous animals.

2007-08-29 11:52:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

2007-08-29 11:52:17 · 8 answers · asked by apaini131313 1 in Philippines

The issue is state supported individuals. I need precedence to show a DHHS enforcement officer. Please, if you know of a person, for instance one shot several times by police "accidentally", possibly in more than coincidental support of a "policeman's daughter's" divorce / case of shooting of her estranged 'husband' for the insurance money, please if you know of a person "let off the hook" for child support because of bullet wounds, and post traumatic stress disorder, and Stockholm Syndrome, and Cap-grass Syndrome leading to a loss of employ-ability, especially given the automatic loss of ability to privately employ himself due to business license right forfeiture for failure to pay child support and the issue of imputed wages of over $30,000 after being plugged by cops through the head and shot in the heart by the ex's contract killer!

2007-08-29 11:52:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

He must be talented, because he sure is ugly.

http://www.koat.com/news/13988490/detail.html

2007-08-29 11:52:03 · 6 answers · asked by your_dear_old_mother 5 in Current Events

2007-08-29 11:51:48 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

i like laila ali....but are there anyone else?

2007-08-29 11:51:25 · 9 answers · asked by g_m4c 1 in Boxing

I mean come on what about Mattapan, Dorchester, Roxbury, South End and the suburbs: Randolph, Brockton, New Bedford, Cambridge

2007-08-29 11:51:16 · 13 answers · asked by Caribbean King 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Or is it out of season and they would be unhappy with the winter light?
thank you very much
xxxxx
Scots Pines

2007-08-29 11:51:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

does anyone know a website or knows an airline to get the cheapest ticket from casablanca to bordeaux?

2007-08-29 11:51:09 · 1 answers · asked by gitanafille 3 in Morocco

2007-08-29 11:51:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

please help me...water dripping sound from the first floor and basement ...more than 30-40 minutes after using water(5minutes) on the 2flr shower booth, bath tub,and sink. But builder came and told me it's normal. The sound came from pipe......I can't agree. please help me. it's a new home. only 6months. I can't read a book and take a rest in the living room.Thesedays,i am using earplugs because it drives me craze....

2007-08-29 11:50:57 · 7 answers · asked by dreamcometrue99 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-08-29 11:50:51 · 1 answers · asked by deadlystupid 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-08-29 11:50:49 · 41 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I want to be able to track and locate deadbeat parents that won't pay child support. What is the best major at the highest level to do this?

2007-08-29 11:50:24 · 6 answers · asked by jo 1 in Law & Ethics

It claims that God cannot be seen in some parts but then says that God has been seen and the people have lived to tell. I know that some responses will say that I am reading out of context, but look for yourself at the lines: Ex 33:23, Ex: 33:11, Gen 32:20 and then look at John 1:18, Ex: 33:20, 1 Tim. 6:16.
I also know that some responses will be that I read it this way because I am already a disbeliever, are there any other ways to logically explain the numerous contradictions?

This is the website that I was looking at: http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html#god_seen

2007-08-29 11:50:14 · 31 answers · asked by wayner122 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I know what it means to me as a Pagan, more specifically as an eclectic solitary Witch, but what does it mean to you?

2007-08-29 11:50:09 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It is routine policy and practice for fighter jets to intercept planes if they go off course even by 2 miles. In the year prior to 9/11 there were 67 such intercepts.

So why was 4 planes allowed to stray off course without being intercepted?

2007-08-29 11:50:03 · 18 answers · asked by Jewlz 4 in Military

like my mum went shopping for food and i think i have a check waiting for me in the mailbox!!!

do you ever feel like this!!!

2007-08-29 11:49:59 · 13 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-29 11:49:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-08-29 11:49:37 · 1 answers · asked by mary 1 in Mathematics

I have been opened to the world of faith by my ex girlfriend. I am really interested, but unsure at the same time. I dont know if I want my life to change and all my friends/family are non religous. Some parts of the face I strougle to agree with and understand, but others make sense. I feel like their could be something out there that I am missing.

2007-08-29 11:49:28 · 29 answers · asked by craig l 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Something that is lightweight and pressure resistant. I have already tried pvc and it was to heavy. I thought about using a fluoresent tube cover because it is lightweight but will it be able to hold enough pressure. 150-200 psi

2007-08-29 11:49:16 · 3 answers · asked by BaseballDude#10 1 in Engineering

2007-08-29 11:49:11 · 10 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I know it may sound like an odd question to ask but the business I am doing is completely start up. I have included all the cost and so forth in the plan already. I just don't see a need for graphs. I am using a business pro format. It used a few graphs as an example but like I said I can't see the necessity.

2007-08-29 11:49:01 · 3 answers · asked by pastorejon 1 in Small Business

I love the kid hes special he has a great slider he has not given up any runs which is good. He has struck out over 15 people and hes not cocky or anything hes very humble young man hes also cute. I cant wait for him to be in the rotation .

2007-08-29 11:48:54 · 16 answers · asked by Janet ♥(YFFL) 7 in Baseball

Does your chewing gum loose its flavour on the bedpost overnight.

2007-08-29 11:48:47 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Other - Society & Culture

This boredom is getting to me.

Here's how this works. You come up with a number related to hockey in some way (and you must list what the number is reference). The most interesting number wins.

2007-08-29 11:48:45 · 11 answers · asked by trombass08 6 in Hockey

I'm so nervous about school and not being able to concentrate,and everything!I have such bad anxiety!all the time!i don't know what to do!please only answer this question if you know what derelization/depersonlaization is!I'm only getting worse,i've gone to doctors and therapists,nothing's helped!I'm 13.I can't remember anything!I feel dead & emty inside,especially in cars and buses!

2007-08-29 11:48:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health