Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351:"Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"
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Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."
TWA 2341: "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727 in a midair crash?"
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From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
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The following is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a U.S Navy ship and the British authorities, near the coast of England:
The following transcript was released by the MOD on 10/10/95:
BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south, to avoid collision.
U.S. NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid collision.
BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
U.S. NAVY: This is the captain of a U.S Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
BRITISH: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert YOUR course.
U.S. NAVY: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
BRITISH: This is a lighthouse. Fuk off!!
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