1.Little Johnny's teacher and principal were getting tired of his dirty language.So they decided to let him know how it feels to be swore at.
So one day,the principal was standing at the window,outside the classroom,watching.
The teacher shouted "A**HOLE!STAND UP AND READ PARAGRAPH 3!"
Johnny was still looking at his book.
So the teacher tried again,"A**HOLE!I TOLD YOU TO READ PARAGRAPH 3!
Johnny still doesn't answer.
Desperate,the teacher tried one last time."JOHNNY U A**HOLE!STAND UP AND READ PARAGRAPH 3!"
Little Johnny stood up and said...."But Sir!The a**hole is outside!"
He almost got expelled.
(Hope you liked that one,I made it up and I know its not so good)
2.Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender.
All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The drunk at the bar said to the bartender that it sounded like his partner scre
2007-08-23
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