All categories - 19 August 2007

Why are we (meaning Australians) the un-funniest people on the planet, now im not claiming to be Comedy's Messiah but i know whats funny - WE are not funny and there are no funny people.
Lets look at our "comedians"
- Rove McManus, the root of all evil, the worlds unfunniest man who uses childish jokes to make himself seem appealing.
- Dave Hughes, the man with the annoying voice, he is repetitive and very lame.
- Fiona O'Loughlin, probably the worst out of the bunch. Uses sex jokes constantly and never shuts up about her kids.
There are more - Cameron Knight, Justin Kennedy, Gary Eck, Mick Molloy etc.

The only funny one i can think of is Peter Helliar, he is funny. Laid back, doesnt try too hard and has a hilarious alter-ego ... Strauchanie!

So Australia, should we just stop trying to do comedy?
(Not really a quick question anymore is it?)

2007-08-19 23:22:03 · 9 answers · asked by HiG/Sub Zero, RKO = God~! OS~! 5 in Other - Australia

automotive

2007-08-19 23:21:54 · 4 answers · asked by Indiana 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-08-19 23:21:27 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does it reduce voltage...or current? Could anyone please explain the working of (or meaning of ) voltage,resistor,resistance,current.....

2007-08-19 23:20:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

We are both married now.But when we met in march we had a brief affair but after that she stopped talking to me and taking my calls etc.She said that we had to put an end to this so she does not want to maintain any contact.But then she came to know that i have been giving missed calls etc. she called and gave her new no.and said she could be contacted there. but when i try to send a msg. i do not get a reply from her.Pls. advise as I really want her in every way.What do i do as i feel she is interested but for the fear that people will get to know of the affair.

2007-08-19 23:19:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

it can be anyone. from super celebs to your parents. just tell me who you admire - not who you have a crush on, i'm serious, who do you guys look up to these days? and please, please God, do not say paris hilton.

2007-08-19 23:19:51 · 17 answers · asked by pj_jc_jh 3 in Celebrities

Is it lawful for a company like Natwest to take money out of your account and then admit an error and then say the only way they can repay it is by a cheque which will take a further 10 days plus the 4 days then to clear the cheque

2007-08-19 23:19:11 · 4 answers · asked by Bacon Double Cheese Burger 3 in Other - Business & Finance

I am having a simple cyst removed from my left ovary which is 4cm in sept. I am scared that they may also take my ovary or if the cyst may stop that ovary from working in the future, anybody else know about this ?

2007-08-19 23:19:06 · 3 answers · asked by Guido 1 in Women's Health

...even after Gerry sacrificed his housemate status for her?

2007-08-19 23:19:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

I have been in a relationship with the same guy for almost 5 years now.We started going out when i just joined campus,but things have been bad for the last two years.
He has cheated on me, and he lies so much..we broken up and made up enough times..
My greatest problem is, i always forgive him and give him another chance, and he seems to change but for just a little while. I feel and i know i have to move on without him, but i have not been able to do exactly that.
What should i do in order to get him completely out of my life?
There are other guys interested in me but i cant move on till i'm sure he's completely out of my life.
Please give your honest opinion and advice..thanks

2007-08-19 23:17:58 · 9 answers · asked by eversmiling1 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-08-19 23:17:53 · 18 answers · asked by freeamerican22 1 in Football (American)

It's all very well me 'thinking' of an invention, but how would I go about getting a prototype made, promoting it, marketing it and increasing production etc etc etc?!?!?! Thanks

2007-08-19 23:17:45 · 4 answers · asked by disco_stoo_1 2 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

Hey people, I can't seem to find a website for them, does anyone remember a story they printed about 6 weeks ago, about a black woman who just had a baby and they told her she was dying of cancer but she took part in a drug trial for a new drug and it cured her. I'm after the name of the drug that she took. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks

2007-08-19 23:17:43 · 2 answers · asked by ALICIA B 2 in Magazines

2007-08-19 23:17:09 · 14 answers · asked by Gruntled Employee 6 in Other - Food & Drink

he was in the eng corp (193 rocre) between 15/7.39 and 6/1/46. i have his regular number as well as his militia number.

2007-08-19 23:16:58 · 9 answers · asked by pnutz1977 2 in Military

I had a miscarriage 3 months ago and when I went for a scan it showed a cyst on one of my ovaries which is 4cm. I have gone from feeling well and having regular periods to having breakthrough bleeding, cramps in my stomach throughout the month, a constant yellow slime discharge (gross) and spots on my jawline and really heavy periods which make me faint. (all new symptoms for me). My GP tested me for stds and full blood count and thyroid test all normal and healthy. I feel lethargic all the time and moody. I sthis related to the cyst do you know? I am having it cut out in early september? What else could it be causing these symptoms?? my gynaecologist tested me for cancer in my blood and that was neg but could it be too soon to pick up??

2007-08-19 23:16:53 · 2 answers · asked by Guido 1 in Women's Health

Or would normal ones that fit your eyes suffice?

2007-08-19 23:16:30 · 4 answers · asked by Libra ♎ 4 in Optical

i'd like to paint a little while in the philippines, but im not sure if my watercolors will make it through the drying process... should i pack up my paints or leave them at home?

2007-08-19 23:15:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Painting

What creative and funny things do you do to them?

2007-08-19 23:15:36 · 4 answers · asked by cpc26ca 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-19 23:15:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

also im looking for a quality dog food, the ones that are at petco arent much better than the stuff you get for 7 bucks at the grocery store. for instance i looked at science diet, and i thought it was going to be a really good food cuz it was all expensive, but the very first ingridient was ground yellow corn, and the second was chicken by-product...i also looked at nutro max, and it was no good, so does anyone know any good dog food i can feed my dog?? thank you!

2007-08-19 23:15:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

i was told that i have this...my symptoms are gular periods or none at all, ive only had one this year, i have also had 2 cysts at different times that came and went away by themselves when i did get my period, i had an ultra sound done and they said my uterine lining was so thin even tho i hadnt had a period in 4 months, so i was told im not even ovulating..they just want me to stay on birth control but i feel like i need more info, more advice, more answers. what if something more serious is wrong with me and no ones catching it. for example i havent had a period now since april 3rd but ist started to have boob pain like 4 days ago and all day today ive had cramps and a back ache, feels exactly like a period, but no blood just pink stringyness when i wipe. what could this mean, is there soemthing else that could be blocking my period, is this even considered a period. i dont know what to do i am soooooo confused. doctors keep telling me to just take BC. i just need to hear ur opinion

2007-08-19 23:15:10 · 3 answers · asked by sweetfayth 2 in Women's Health

2007-08-19 23:14:46 · 3 answers · asked by Derek fae Scotland 1 in Swimming & Diving

He's always really nice and sweet and i think he's sending signals but i've been wrong before how can u tell?

2007-08-19 23:14:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

what are the advantages and disadvantages? like water problems and light problems, same kind of crops and others? this is my school projest please help me. i will be great ful to you.

2007-08-19 23:14:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

2007-08-19 23:14:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where can I find complete lyrics of Forbidden Broadway?
(aside from the option of buying the cd, of course...)

2007-08-19 23:14:15 · 2 answers · asked by cccc 3 in Theater & Acting

this guy n girl see each other once a week. they'from different schools.he might have a secret crush on her. she isnt so sure but suspects it.they seldom have a chance to talk.

he acts kinda weird.like,looking at her and then looking away.gazing. smiling alot when he talks. he once changed his bus route to fit hers.speaks easy to girls but gettin tongue tied with her.took 3 months to initiate talk.staring at her when she went to his concert.is gentlemanly around her.but doesnt talk to her when friends are around.

he once confided in her,at a time when they werent close yet. he told her his friends in school were superficial, some family stuff.n when texting he took some time to reply but always asked her a qn at the end. like if she asked how was his day, he would answer and say, "you?" it went on for 4 days

these few weeks leading to his exams he has been looking less in class.he's focussed on work or suddenly not interested? :S

2007-08-19 23:14:10 · 7 answers · asked by Nat 2 in Singles & Dating