A Texan oilman walks into a bar in Ireland and orders a Guinness. He starts drinking it and spews it on the floor.
"What the heck is this crap? It's disgusting!" He exclaims.
-What do you mean? says the bartender, a bit offended. It's one of our finest!
-Really, well I bet $100 with any man in here you can't drink 10 pints of those in an hour.
So a little Irish guy comes up and says "Sure, Lad, I'll take that bet. But give me an hour first and I'll be right back.
The Texan says sure.
So the Irish guy comes back 50 minutes later and says "All right, mate. I'll take that bet."
So the bartender lines up the 10 pints of Guinness on the bar. The Irish man sits down and drinks them one after another.
The Texas oil man is amazed and he says:
-Well all right, you've earned this. Here ya go!
And gives him the $100.
-But before you leave, could ya tell me what you did in that hour you left?
-Well, I just wanted to make sure I could do it, so I went to another pub and tried it first.
2007-08-17
01:30:06
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