A nurse walk's past the room of a patient in a mental institution, and sees him sat on the end of the bed, arm's outrstretched and moving up and down."What are you doing, smila?" she ask's. "Driving to York," he replies. She smiles. "Okay have a nice trip!"
The next day, smila is still driving to York. "How are you going, smila?" she ask's. "Nearly there - only three miles to go," he replies. Walking down the hall, she sees another patient's door open. The man is naked, and doing press-ups on his bed with a hard on. "Nemesis, what are you doing?" she incredulously asks. He stop's and turns to her. "Sha**ing smila's wife while he's in York!"
(Risking a violation with this one) lol
2007-08-14
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