A nurse walk's past the room of a patient in a mental institution, and sees him sat on the end of the bed, arm's outrstretched and moving up and down."What are you doing, smila?" she ask's. "Driving to York," he replies. She smiles. "Okay have a nice trip!"
The next day, smila is still driving to York. "How are you going, smila?" she ask's. "Nearly there - only three miles to go," he replies. Walking down the hall, she sees another patient's door open. The man is naked, and doing press-ups on his bed with a hard on. "Nemesis, what are you doing?" she incredulously asks. He stop's and turns to her. "Sha**ing smila's wife while he's in York!"
(Risking a violation with this one) lol
2007-08-14 13:07:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahhahaaaa, brilliand babyblue, loved it.
2007-08-14 14:47:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You actually have to both at the same time You shift your brain into warp drive, stick your head on a swivel , and say I am going here NOW ! and make it happen It's actually a lot of fun once you get into the manic rhythms of doing high speed double helixes as you move up and down the outer avenues of Manhattan
2016-04-01 12:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor old smila.
(surprised this didn't get a vio :) the trolls night off.
2007-08-15 11:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Naughty but funny! 11!
2007-08-14 13:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that u'll risk a violation wid this one. I personally thought that was kind of funny lolz....
2007-08-14 14:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha Babyblue funny, and you look so sweet and innocent on your avatar.
xx
2007-08-14 13:19:26 · answer #6 · answered by Kev E 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
We rely on people like you to remind us of the old ones we read last week.
Or forgot that we read yesterday..
Or maybe posted a couple of hours ago.
Bye then.
I'll be back soon.
Er, maybe
2007-08-14 14:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha i liked that
2007-08-14 13:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Baby I starred that before I answered......brill
2007-08-14 13:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny you get a star
2007-08-15 06:07:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋