All categories - 7 August 2007

imagine telling your children this as a nursery rhyme...

NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP
WITH THE BOY ACROSS THE STREET
WONT MY DADDY BE DISGUSTED
ONCE HE SEE'S MY CHERRY'S BUSTED
AND WONT MY MOMMY BE SURPRISED
WHEN SHE SEE'S MY BELLY RISE

or hey what about this one

There was a young man of Manhasset
Whose life seemed excessively placid.
One day, just for fun,
He raped an old nun,
And filled up her cervice with acid.

2007-08-07 17:52:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Here are some of the reactions.
1.ears red
2. chills
3.fever
4.not eating.

I also put this on a cat and another dog and they are not having a reaction the medicine didn't kill the fleas on the dogs at all. Even though all the animals I put the medicine on they have bald spots around their butt, my cat has it around his neck. Could it be a reaction to the medicine or is it something else.The problem is I don't have any money for the vet and my dog is small so I can't take her in their till 1:00 in the afternoon. PLEASE HELP

2007-08-07 17:52:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Sure, I like him. Sure, he won a superbowl. But a lot of people feel that Tony had more to do with that win than John Gruden.
46 million spent on Adams and he's already bringing serious doubts to the field. Makes you wonder where the brains were when they let Rice go. What do you think?

2007-08-07 17:52:05 · 8 answers · asked by blutoadmirer 2 in Football (American)

I think it should be a law that you should not give kids caffeine. I know people who give their kids Mountain Dew in sippy cups and I think this is wrong. What do you think?

2007-08-07 17:52:00 · 6 answers · asked by matthewky1234 2 in Other - News & Events

If so does anyone where i can go to find it? ALso anyone knows where to downlad classical music?

2007-08-07 17:52:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-08-07 17:51:58 · 3 answers · asked by Gchill354 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I am going to Austria soon and I am wondering if anyone knows how to get to a town called F u c king in Austria from Salzburg by train or bus (if possible). I am serious. I know it's about 20-25 miles north of Salzburg and about 2-3 miles east of the German border. Some directions will be helpful.

2007-08-07 17:51:54 · 2 answers · asked by bunnifoofoo 1 in Salzburg

Why do they go door to door to recruit? what happens if someone says they won't do it?
Why can't they celebrate birthdays,holidays etc..what do they tell there children??
Whats the main point in the religion? like what are the regulations of being one?
I heard they believe only a certain amount of people get into heaven..so why continue to try it's already full???

I like to learn about others religions..

2007-08-07 17:51:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What does it take for them to do the actual transfer from one credit card to the next? They want to add an extra charge of 4% of the debt that I owe to transfer over. This is nonsense. I really don't think pushing a few buttons on their computers requires such an extra charge. Please explain the actual process if you really know.

2007-08-07 17:51:25 · 2 answers · asked by Guapo Pelonsito 2 in Credit

Was he successful with his adventure?

2007-08-07 17:51:25 · 9 answers · asked by john 1 in Philippines

i never knew why you couldn't please someone answer

2007-08-07 17:51:18 · 15 answers · asked by shay 1 in Media & Journalism

microbes in nature is "totally unjusified".

2007-08-07 17:51:09 · 7 answers · asked by Edward J 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Fergie, *SHAKIRA*, Beyonce, or Rihanna.
Think of The following videos: Fergielicious, Umbrella, My Humps, SOS, Deja Vu, Beautiful Liar, Hips Don't Lie, and La Tortura.

2007-08-07 17:51:04 · 25 answers · asked by LlamaLlama Rama 1 in Polls & Surveys

and how will i know when it fat enough to tell and when will i know when its ready to give birth

2007-08-07 17:51:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

2007-08-07 17:50:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

I don't want to be a gold digger but it turns out my new girlfriend's mom is famous. so is her step-dad. when i found out i was like oh holy **** dude!!! then i thought she could get me into acting or singing and i could live my dream!!! after i finally broke and told my best friend he told me i was a gold digger. WHAT??? i didnt know she was rich went i first went out with her and now im scared that the rumor is going to spread through school and even thou she goes to a different school she will eventually find out. so what do i say to my friend and my girlfriend? will she understand that im not out for her money, even thou 1,000 high school kids think they know better?

2007-08-07 17:50:53 · 11 answers · asked by Mr.H 1 in Singles & Dating

I ask out of curiosity, I am interested to know what others think. Some of it is pertaining to Christ of course, but some is for the time of the end.

God be with you,
The Reverend, William M. Butler, St Luke Ministries

2007-08-07 17:50:53 · 3 answers · asked by BOC 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I would like to have a breast reduction & lift.
Is this possible without having implants???

2007-08-07 17:50:42 · 3 answers · asked by keithurban4eva 5 in Women's Health

I don't because digital watches are made for men and women just do not look right wearing them because they aren't feminine.

2007-08-07 17:50:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im taking my best friend to vegas for a bachelor party and would like to know the secrets to getting into other hotel pools!

2007-08-07 17:50:33 · 5 answers · asked by Chad 1 in Las Vegas

2007-08-07 17:50:12 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want some thing unique

2007-08-07 17:50:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Valentine's Day

1 1 15 7 5 3
- + - = - = - - - = 1 - = -
3 3 5 9 9 4 4


2 2
- of 35 = - = 12
5 3

2007-08-07 17:49:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-08-07 17:49:59 · 5 answers · asked by Blah Blah Blah 3 in Family

2007-08-07 17:49:43 · 1 answers · asked by grizzel rose 1 in Government

Ok...Now I just reformated my disk hoping that it would remove all of my programs and stuff which it did, but By accident I installed 2 windows xps before and it never got rid of the xtra xp. The extra one does not work and when I go to start up it asks which one...the second one doesn't work. How Do i delete it? That is all. 10 points to the person who gives me instuctions on how to delete it....and keep the other one. Thanks!!!!!!!!

2007-08-07 17:49:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2007-08-07 17:49:33 · 30 answers · asked by Dr.Hottie 1 in Other - Food & Drink

been married 7 years to a wonderful woman, not to long ago met a girl @ work and can't stop thinking about her. I DO NOT plan on cheating because I don't want to loose my wife. Why can't I stop thinking about this girl?

2007-08-07 17:49:24 · 35 answers · asked by xyzxyz 1 in Marriage & Divorce

My boyfriend and I want to have a baby. We're madly in love with each other. I'm 17 and I just graduated high school, he's 18 and so did he. I work at Forever 21 and make pretty good money. He works at a chiropractic office and is on his way to becoming a chiropractor. The only thing is, my parents don't support our decision. They think we should be married first, but I don't think it matters, marriage is just a ring. We love eachother and that's all that matters, right?

2007-08-07 17:48:59 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

If rotating black holes slow down and/or start to decay will the outside universe rip them apart to create a mini big bang.?

2007-08-07 17:48:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space