imagine telling your children this as a nursery rhyme...
NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP
WITH THE BOY ACROSS THE STREET
WONT MY DADDY BE DISGUSTED
ONCE HE SEE'S MY CHERRY'S BUSTED
AND WONT MY MOMMY BE SURPRISED
WHEN SHE SEE'S MY BELLY RISE
or hey what about this one
There was a young man of Manhasset
Whose life seemed excessively placid.
One day, just for fun,
He raped an old nun,
And filled up her cervice with acid.
2007-08-07 17:52:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dude you are a freak.... i like it... lol!!!lmao!!!
2007-08-07 17:58:15 · answer #1 · answered by clarice_irene 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What, they were both about sex, not a riddle, and porn poem.
2007-08-08 02:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by B-Rad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!!!!! They always are(surprised that is)
2007-08-08 00:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
nice
i like it
2007-08-08 00:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by krystal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not good.
2007-08-08 00:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by Boomer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.
just wow.
2007-08-08 00:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by kell_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny!!!! really!!
2007-08-08 01:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat???????? no.....
2007-08-08 00:56:01 · answer #8 · answered by jenmae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋