All categories - 2 August 2007

I wrote this and the website didn't pay for it but I published it anyway. What do you think is it funny?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/331020/guide_to_rednecks.html

2007-08-02 11:10:23 · 3 answers · asked by celeste817p 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Mcdonalds, Burger King, Carles Jr, (etc)

2007-08-02 11:10:14 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fast Food

Why would anyone vote for Obama when he wants to attack Pakistan? Does he not know that Pakistan has nuclear weapons or does he want to start a nuclear war?

2007-08-02 11:10:10 · 10 answers · asked by qwert 7 in Politics

Wow! Isent she AMAZING?
I love her.

But What her husbands name? Does anyone know Gostface Killah?

2007-08-02 11:10:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

clings to your arm sometimes when you walk, plays with your hair and puts her arm around ur waist and hugs you from behind?

2007-08-02 11:10:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

Boys think I'm ugly and they call me ugly and girls say that they're just jealous. I'm 13 btw and some of them just wanna be friends and I except that because they 'er not mean and every time I walk past one that's mean to me they go ugh and back away its soo annoying. Onetime I had to get something from a class and this kid in sixth grade he stairs at me weird and and then he opend the door then runs away. I have surgery on my ear cuz when I was in my moms stumic I put my hand on my ear then it came out pointy. He saw my ear and now hes starting to call me an elf. I told the teacher and she said thats stupid that hes calling me an elf so now my surgery is done he might shutup.Anyways in 5th grade I had a crush on a boy and his friend had to come up and say that he didnt like me and not him. I stair to much and everytime I look at him or his friends he goes stop looking at me but now he doesnt do it anymore. Some of them need to grow up. When I walk past the6th grader he goes ew and

2007-08-02 11:09:49 · 13 answers · asked by Jonas brothers #1 fan 2 in Singles & Dating

Emotionally, how old do you think you are?
And what held/is holding you back?

2007-08-02 11:09:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Anyone know where I can get picture frames over the internet for $20-40? I have a bunch of randomly sized photos and artwork, and all the standard frames at Michaels, Target, Ikea, Fast Frames, Aaron Bros, etc, don't fit my prints. And to make a custom frame with them is a minimum $80. So, again, anybody know an online frame dealer for cheap? Thanks.

2007-08-02 11:09:16 · 3 answers · asked by matt_bs4e 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

evil to me in every way-what can be done? (She IS my sister.)
I know, I'll get that behavior tape.

2007-08-02 11:09:10 · 3 answers · asked by judy f 3 in Family

Your Planets & Houses
Zodiac in degrees 0.00 Placidus Orb:0
Sun Scorpio 20.57 Ascendant Gemini 15.20
Moon Pisces 25.53 II Cancer 6.58
Mercury Scorpio 12.14 III Cancer 27.32
Venus Libra 4.32 IV Leo 21.03
Mars Cancer 2.16 R V Virgo 21.51
Jupiter Aries 15.56 R VI Scorpio 2.46
Saturn Leo 2.58 VII Sagittarius 15.20
Uranus Scorpio 3.57 VIII Capricorn 6.58
Neptune Sagittarius 10.46 IX Capricorn 27.32
Pluto Libra 10.41 Midheaven Aquarius 21.03
Lilith Aries 1.23 XI Pisces 21.51
Asc node Scorpio 21.50 XII Taurus 2.46
The planetary positions in the houses express the facts relative to destiny.

Planets in the houses
Sun in VI
Moon in XI
Mercury in VI
Venus in V
Mars in Ascendant
Jupiter in XI
Saturn in III
Uranus in VI
Neptune in VI
Pluto in V
Lilith in XI
Asc node in VI

2007-08-02 11:09:08 · 14 answers · asked by shesinger28 1 in Horoscopes

a hyperlink references a file that the web browser is incapable of displaying.

2007-08-02 11:09:06 · 7 answers · asked by Elesia R 1 in Programming & Design

2007-08-02 11:09:05 · 19 answers · asked by me 3 in Politics

i dont realli have really big boobs... but i have been told by my friends that i do.. and i feel so un comfortable.. ... how can i make my boobs smaller.. and more perky.???
i am around 28 b

2007-08-02 11:08:51 · 1 answers · asked by H3AvEnS.FaLl.h3rE.<3 1 in Women's Health

2007-08-02 11:08:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

Is it possible to withdraw or transfer money from a Vanguard fund on a monthly basis? If so, do I get penalized for it?

Thanks.

2007-08-02 11:08:20 · 4 answers · asked by VMI 2 in Personal Finance

Do you have bridge phobia due to the collapse?

2007-08-02 11:07:52 · 25 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Whats up with this game? It got pushed back till 2008 that is going to make alot of people mad and its confirmed! What do you think about this?

2007-08-02 11:07:52 · 5 answers · asked by peach 2 in PlayStation

2007-08-02 11:07:48 · 14 answers · asked by Mary S 1 in Personal Finance

2007-08-02 11:07:47 · 2 answers · asked by rajev v 1 in Engineering

2007-08-02 11:07:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Selfish and/or a jerk? and if he can't find you attractive then maybe you shouldn't be married, even though you get along and have one kid together?

I'm 25 years old and married to a man that doesn't find me attractive anymore, Are we both just wasting our time and selling ourself short of REALLY being happy with someone else. I'm tired of the negative effects it's having on me and my low self esteem due to being rejected and ignored.

I really would appreciate it if you would not put negative comments, I already feel like sh*t about myself as it is.

2007-08-02 11:07:46 · 33 answers · asked by imaprilhesnovember 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-08-02 11:07:39 · 6 answers · asked by Richie J 1 in Software

Only people that Like to do them and don't think of them as all SCAMS, please. I have been doing them now for a few months, both on-line and mail in (3x5 card types) entries. Which way do you prefere and how do I boost my odds of winning?

2007-08-02 11:07:38 · 15 answers · asked by feathermree 3 in Polls & Surveys

it dosent seem like it. How Do I stop letting this get to me and go on with my life I am so depressed I dont want to do anything.All I do is drive myself crazy asking god why her?

2007-08-02 11:07:37 · 12 answers · asked by jennifer 1 in Mental Health

hes a satan island guy (soocute)and the partys at a club.i wanna look super hott any ideas (linksplease)

2007-08-02 11:07:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

a question that so disturbed and disappointed you that you considered removing them from your list of contacts?

2007-08-02 11:07:21 · 15 answers · asked by Big Red 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-02 11:07:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Smila and Babyblue, a nice young couple, were getting married and were planning on living with Babyblue's mother until they could establish a place of their own. On their wedding night, they went upstairs & were getting ready for bed. Smila started to get undressed, taking off his shirt first. He had hair all over his chest. Babyblue ran downstairs and told her mother.
"Mummy,mummy!! he's got hair all over his chest!"
Her mother replied, "Babyblue you go upstairs and make your mother proud."
So Babyblue ran upstairs & found Smila taking off his trousers. He was extremely hairy all over his legs. Babyblue ran down the stairs to tell her mother.
"Mummy, he's got hair all over his legs."
"Babyblue you go upstairs & make your mother proud."
Babyblue ran upstairs & found Smila sitting on the bed taking off his socks. Babyblue took one look, & ran downstairs.
"Mummy,mummy!! he's only got a foot and a half!"
At this, her mother yelled, "Babyblue!! you wait here, I'm going upstairs!"

2007-08-02 11:06:57 · 13 answers · asked by . 3 in Jokes & Riddles