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Smila and Babyblue, a nice young couple, were getting married and were planning on living with Babyblue's mother until they could establish a place of their own. On their wedding night, they went upstairs & were getting ready for bed. Smila started to get undressed, taking off his shirt first. He had hair all over his chest. Babyblue ran downstairs and told her mother.
"Mummy,mummy!! he's got hair all over his chest!"
Her mother replied, "Babyblue you go upstairs and make your mother proud."
So Babyblue ran upstairs & found Smila taking off his trousers. He was extremely hairy all over his legs. Babyblue ran down the stairs to tell her mother.
"Mummy, he's got hair all over his legs."
"Babyblue you go upstairs & make your mother proud."
Babyblue ran upstairs & found Smila sitting on the bed taking off his socks. Babyblue took one look, & ran downstairs.
"Mummy,mummy!! he's only got a foot and a half!"
At this, her mother yelled, "Babyblue!! you wait here, I'm going upstairs!"

2007-08-02 11:06:57 · 13 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

A foot and a half eh Smila?

2007-08-02 11:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 2 0

One of the funniest was this man who was about 60, he looked like a homeless person but actually had a place to live. He obviously had some mental issues (but I'm not making fun of that). He walked all around and looked perfectly happy. I saw him in a Friendly's ice cream parlor one day sitting at the counter. He was eating an ice cream cone, had it all over his face, moustache, beard, and it just looked so cute because he didn't care, he was just lovin' it!

2016-05-21 03:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-08-02 11:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Took me a few seconds, but very funny...

2007-08-02 11:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by Sampras 5 · 0 0

Hahahahahahahahaha, Looks like i put my FOOT in it there, lol.

2007-08-02 15:27:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha made me think for a second but it was a good one..good job

2007-08-02 11:12:54 · answer #6 · answered by tessa 2 · 0 0

scream-thats funny!!xx

2007-08-02 11:14:13 · answer #7 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0 0

heeeheehahaahahahaaalolpmsl,,,,,,,,,, mother to the rescue again haaaaaarrrraahhhaa!!!!

2007-08-02 11:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

i like it!

2007-08-02 11:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2007-08-02 11:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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