A man walks into the bar and say's, "Bartender" give me a Beer...while sipping his drink noticed a sign hanging in back of the bartenders head that read, "$100 to whomever makes my horse laugh" So being as broke as I was trying to drink my troubles away, I slipped out the back, later returned and said there, now where's my $100., Bartender said, but I don't understand how? The man whispered "I told him my @#@ was bigger than his, and the horse laughed" The next day he saw the same sign with $200. up for making the horse cry, again he slips out back, returning soon saying ok so where's my $200., WHAT the bartender replied, HOW?, The man said first I told the horse mine was bigger than his, this time I proved it...
2007-07-31
13:18:05
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