A man walks into the bar and say's, "Bartender" give me a Beer...while sipping his drink noticed a sign hanging in back of the bartenders head that read, "$100 to whomever makes my horse laugh" So being as broke as I was trying to drink my troubles away, I slipped out the back, later returned and said there, now where's my $100., Bartender said, but I don't understand how? The man whispered "I told him my @#@ was bigger than his, and the horse laughed" The next day he saw the same sign with $200. up for making the horse cry, again he slips out back, returning soon saying ok so where's my $200., WHAT the bartender replied, HOW?, The man said first I told the horse mine was bigger than his, this time I proved it...
2007-07-31 13:18:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The lady at the bar says,Harry one more martiny for the road i've got heart burn!So the bar tender turns and says ,look lady,my names not Harry and did yiu say you dont smoke cause your **** are hanging in the ash tray!
2007-08-01 12:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by darylh48 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. here is another version of the same. Three men are on the farm and they are watching the sheep come to the fence for feeding. They all notice that there is one sheep that is stuck in the fence. One man looks at the others and says hes going to go .....the sheep. The others watch in surprise and when the man finishes, he comes back to the others and tells one, your turn now, partner. So the second guy goes and sticks his head in the fence. Terrible isn't it?
2016-05-19 02:27:43 · answer #2 · answered by lien 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-07-31 13:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by jon_5667 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-31 13:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funee lol. i'll give ya a star.
2007-07-31 13:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by Candy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg thats hillarious =]
2007-07-31 14:37:09 · answer #6 · answered by <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i likes it....you get a star.
2007-07-31 13:27:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-31 13:21:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-07-31 13:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by kissa 101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋