A man came to the U.S. from Russia. When he entered the country, he was given food stamps and a welfare check. He saw a man on the street and said, "Thank you American for this wonderful country."
The man replied, "I'm not an American, I'm an arab."
The Russian man continued on and saw another man walking by. He said, "American, thank you fro this wonderful country."
The man replied,"I'm not an American, I'm a Mexican."
The Russian man apologized and continued on. He saw a woman walking down the street and said, "Ms. American, thank you for this wonderful country."
The woman replied, "I'm not an American, I'm Korean."
The Russian man asked, "Then where are all of the Americans?"
The woman replied, "Well it's only 1:30, they're probably at work."
2007-07-27
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