A man came to the U.S. from Russia. When he entered the country, he was given food stamps and a welfare check. He saw a man on the street and said, "Thank you American for this wonderful country."
The man replied, "I'm not an American, I'm an arab."
The Russian man continued on and saw another man walking by. He said, "American, thank you fro this wonderful country."
The man replied,"I'm not an American, I'm a Mexican."
The Russian man apologized and continued on. He saw a woman walking down the street and said, "Ms. American, thank you for this wonderful country."
The woman replied, "I'm not an American, I'm Korean."
The Russian man asked, "Then where are all of the Americans?"
The woman replied, "Well it's only 1:30, they're probably at work."
2007-07-27 01:02:23 · 8 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
holy am I in the jokes and riddles section or the no sense of humor baby section
2007-07-27 01:12:35 · update #1
you got it quantom physics
2007-07-27 01:13:04 · update #2
Careful. The bleeding heart liberals may be offended. Or was that the point :P
Good joke.
2007-07-27 01:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by quntmphys238 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mildly funny, but in reality, most of the welfare abuser's and lazy bas****s are the Americans themselves. A good portion of minorities want to work and earn a living, whereas WAY too many Americans look for any way to beat the system and get a free ride.
2007-07-27 08:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That would be funny if all the mexicans didnt take the work for americans to do.
2007-07-27 08:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by Cutthroat Lars 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
On a scale from 1-10---I'll give you a 4---Sorry not to funny
2007-07-27 08:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by Kasey 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
just in the middle
2007-07-27 08:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by Sylvia R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuckle
2007-07-27 08:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by Keith 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, I don't like it. Not funny, and not true.
2007-07-27 08:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol
2007-07-27 08:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by happymariewilkinson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋