By the time your 80yrs old you've learnt everything. you only have to remember it.
a word to the wise isnt necessary. its the stupid ones who require advise
by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, hes too old to go anywhere
by the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
its simple to be wise, just think of something stupid to say,then dont say it.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad.
experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again
age doesnt always bring wisdom, sometimes it arrives alone
2007-07-27
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