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I call that one hell of a great night!! lol

2007-07-27 08:46:42 · answer #1 · answered by HEAVEN 7 · 1 0

I always seem to wake up with bruises but once after a long night of drinking I woke up and saw my parents outside looking at a flower bush on the front yard that was crushed. I joined them outside and we speculated on how it got ruined and figured it was kids in the neighbourhood. Later on that day I found out that drunk the night before I tried to jump over the bush, tripped and fell into it and passed out. My husband had to pick me up out of it and carry me into the house.


I never told my parents!

2007-07-27 14:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by hotcakes14 3 · 0 0

Call 911!

2007-07-27 13:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you got busted in bed with someones wife, you jumped out the window, and ran right through a rose bush.

2007-07-27 13:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It is normal. I received at least one dozen phone numbers & names punched into my chest from women I do not remember.

2007-07-27 13:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would love some Chinese food right about now.

2007-07-27 13:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by Sky Guy 5 · 0 0

oh crap, I spent the night with my mother in law again.

2007-07-27 13:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This happens to me a lot and i usually think...oh i did it again. :)

2007-07-27 13:36:16 · answer #8 · answered by Lol's 4 · 0 0

That Catwoman got my tongue!

2007-07-27 13:35:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i shouldnt drink so much

2007-07-27 13:34:46 · answer #10 · answered by missC 2 · 1 0

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