Enemies...
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>Toward the end of the church service, the minister asked, "How many of you
>have forgiven your enemies?"
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>About 80% held up their hands.
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>The minister then repeated the question and all responded by raising their
>hands except one small, elderly lady.
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>"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?", the minister
>asked.
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>"I don't have any", she replied, smiling sweetly.
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>"Mrs. Jones, that is indeed unusual. How old are you?"
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>"Ninety-eight" she replied.
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>"Mrs. Jones, would you come down front and tell the congregation how a
>person can live for ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the
>world?"
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>The little lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, smiled
>sweetly and said,
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>"I outlived the b itches."
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2007-07-25
04:07:44
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