A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know,
we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. *
"From now on when I say BELL1 *
I want you to strip naked. *
When I say BELL2 *
I want you to jump in bed. *
And when I say BELL3 *
we are going to make love all night. *
" The next night he came home from work and yelled *
"BELL1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. *
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. *
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. *
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" *
"What the hell is BELL4?" asked the husband? *
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "* *
>YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." *
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2007-07-17
17:52:05
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