A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know,
we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. *
"From now on when I say BELL1 *
I want you to strip naked. *
When I say BELL2 *
I want you to jump in bed. *
And when I say BELL3 *
we are going to make love all night. *
" The next night he came home from work and yelled *
"BELL1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. *
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. *
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. *
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" *
"What the hell is BELL4?" asked the husband? *
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "* *
>YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." *
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2007-07-17 17:52:05 · 11 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
massively funnyyy.. love it *star*
2007-07-17 18:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by nikol 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not a fireman but loved that one,very good
2007-07-18 01:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He must have been a very old fireman. HaHa.
2007-07-18 00:57:05 · answer #3 · answered by Piguy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha...nice one...just trying to imagine what bell 5 could mean...lol
2007-07-18 01:23:07 · answer #4 · answered by razmatttaz... 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-07-18 02:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by tottpaula 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
god i get it it's pretty umm disturbing and funny at the same time.. so i say it's great
2007-07-18 01:07:13 · answer #6 · answered by Jesus H. Christ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good joke .
2007-07-18 00:59:47 · answer #7 · answered by santos laguna 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
disturbing but funny.
2007-07-18 01:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by possibly. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have related to that one!!!!
2007-07-18 01:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its different ..well done
2007-07-18 02:36:22 · answer #10 · answered by Conan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋