All categories - 2 July 2007

any that offer manager positions to those that don't have any experience in the sale of clothes? I'm trying to pay myself thru college. I've been a waitress before....

2007-07-02 15:31:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

I work with 2 little children and their mom knows I wrote a book and wants to read it but am a little hessitent about giving it to her because of my past and the things that I got hooked on like masturbation. I am nervous because I am not sure how that will affect my job or my relationship with the mom. Is it a good idea to let her read it.

2007-07-02 15:31:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL..
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15 My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father"

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

2007-07-02 15:31:12 · 21 answers · asked by ***My Blǿǿdy Fätê♥ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Clinton pardoned worse criminals? Read the link and then answer honestly. http://www.usdoj.gov/pardon/clintonpardon_grants.htm

2007-07-02 15:31:10 · 2 answers · asked by JAY O 5 in Politics

i have flat and kinda thin brown hair should i colour my hair light caramel brown with copper and blonde highlights or brown with copper and caramel bits??

2007-07-02 15:31:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground. While he was lying there , a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep crap, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

2007-07-02 15:30:52 · 37 answers · asked by icemunchies 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-02 15:30:52 · 7 answers · asked by Katie B 4 in Geography

today this is what i ate do you think i ate ok, and can someone give me advise on how i can gain 17lbs, thanks, im 13 years old 5ft 5in and weigh 102lbs.
BREAKFAST:
2 bowls of cream of wheat with 1/4 cup of 2% reduce fat milk, protein bar- pure protien, and body fortress protein shake.
Lunch
1 plate of speghetti with ground beef and sauce
Dinner:
Grilled Chicken Caesar salad and southwest dressing form Mcdonalds, and a fruit n yogurt parfit with granola snack size.
Did i eat healthy?

2007-07-02 15:30:50 · 4 answers · asked by Pooh-Bear 2 in Diet & Fitness

Time for me to go for a bit. **waves bye bye**

2007-07-02 15:30:43 · 31 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Something that I can do primary research on (like surverys, questionaires, etc.). An example is "Are students motivated when asked to write?"

Preferably, something related to literacy. Any ideas?

2007-07-02 15:30:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I am a canadian wishing to move there, is it possible without a citizenship?

2007-07-02 15:30:40 · 14 answers · asked by Steffi F 1 in Immigration

People suggested that my Genesis contradiction was not a real contradiction.

Who was Jesus' grandfather on Joesph side?

And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. Matt 1:16

Or

And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli. Luke 3:23

2007-07-02 15:30:36 · 24 answers · asked by atheist 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-02 15:30:31 · 1 answers · asked by CYNTHIA W 2 in Hair

I am thinking about pouring my own driveway, or at least prepping to do so. I was wondering how deep the driveway needs to be to hold up to a car? (Approximately 4 inches deep???)

2007-07-02 15:30:25 · 11 answers · asked by jcann17 5 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-07-02 15:30:22 · 20 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-02 15:30:20 · 1 answers · asked by xinnybuxlrie 5 in Software

It was on the radio today-- its a brothel (legal)/laundromat and its being called "Dirty Laundry".
Seriously.
It can only happen in Nevada...

2007-07-02 15:30:05 · 11 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Polls & Surveys

I recently posted a question calling atheists out on a flaw in your belief structure.. thats not important to what im asking now, but i got some responses in it that said "the overwelming evidence that God doesnt exist..." yet these folks failed to provide me with some details to this evidence. I was wondering if some of you could help me out in discusing some of these details.

Also please note that im not a believer that Evolution is proof that God doesnt exist,.. so please dont use it. I would get into a conversation of why i believe this to be but I dont got all night heh.. Ill be watching and responding to your thoughts. Thanks for answering.

2007-07-02 15:30:03 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

someone who "read from the script"?

The truth hurts and some people don't like the truth.

2007-07-02 15:29:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

well i know 666 means evil and stuff like that but what dose 888 mean. i want to know..it's on my skateboard!

2007-07-02 15:29:48 · 11 answers · asked by Heather A. 2 in Mythology & Folklore

I hope golden slumbers fill your eyes tonight! Will you tell me if something exciting goes on tonight in P&S? Night!

♥TheBeatlesBiggestFan♥

2007-07-02 15:29:19 · 7 answers · asked by ♥TheBeatlesBiggestFan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

But when you heard it you got sad cause it was unflattering or not what you thought? My wife says I reminder her of a Melissa Etheridge song called "The Boy Feels Strange." It is true it is like me but its sad cause it about a man she cant reach sometimes cause he is closed off. I get like that sometimes. How about you good or bad?

2007-07-02 15:29:19 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Other - Music

2007-07-02 15:29:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-02 15:29:07 · 20 answers · asked by freaper93 2 in Mental Health

I LOVE Aladdin and Jjasmine....auwww....they're so sweet together! aladdin is like my fave disney movie! lol how bout you?

2007-07-02 15:29:01 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ MEOW ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

search your heart, what do you find?

2007-07-02 15:28:59 · 6 answers · asked by feather girl 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-02 15:28:57 · 9 answers · asked by Papa Damn™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://arnolds.dhs.org/geography/geo_forum/1017688878/index_html

2007-07-02 15:28:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-07-02 15:28:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy