A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground. While he was lying there , a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep crap, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
2007-07-02 15:30:52 · 37 answers · asked by icemunchies 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You know I didnt even read that
2007-07-02 15:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by Boom Boom! 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ooohhhh, great way to view things in life.
However, I think I now have an excuse to propel cow dung at people at high speeds!
2007-07-10 07:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by not fair 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's in Assasins right? I like the story (when I say like, I mean tolerate) but I ******* hate Julianne Moore. Something about her makes me wanna put a shank in her the neck.
2007-07-10 02:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arguments: Why the hell would the cat eat the bird if it was covered in crap? I mean wouldn't it get sick or something?
2007-07-02 15:35:51 · answer #4 · answered by Puss In Suit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best crap story I've heard! You get a star.
2007-07-10 14:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's very nice.
A lot of lessons to learn.
Viewing life in a different manner.
2007-07-10 14:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by Poison Ivy @ 724_3_jhoem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that was a lighhearted story to remind us,
It isn't always what it appears to be at the moment!
2007-07-10 04:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by crittersitterjenna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of bad words but pretty cool as ice overall :)
2007-07-02 15:34:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how'd the bird breathe when he's buried in crap?
why would a cat eat a sh1t-flavored bird?
2007-07-02 15:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by bobertdude 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Works for me.
2007-07-10 13:07:02 · answer #10 · answered by Sir $liq Rick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some funny crap!
2007-07-02 15:34:10 · answer #11 · answered by alis_n_1derland 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋